Listen up Crüe,
Last night I whipped up an insane tale that I guarantee pushes the boundaries
And I want to offer it up to help pay for some amazing ideas I have for the upcoming book release and my hot as hell agent Stacy is expensive lol
So check it out everyone can get a copy for $1.00 that's crazy cheap!
It's all waiting on you! Search Jake Bannerman on PayPal and do it the easy way!
I'm excited to see how much we can raise to kick The Family of Dog:The Harvest off in style!
And I will see if I can get Stacy to send out a couple pics of her boobs lolol