Sunday, July 31, 2011
SUNDAY IS THE SABBATH HERE AT THE GOAT FRANCHISE AND WELL WE LIKE TO KEEP THINGS HOLY AROUND HERE! AS YOU KNOW LOLOL
SO EACH SUNDAY EVERY SHORT STORY ON THE BLOG IS BUY ONE GET ONE FREE!
A MEASLY DOLLAR GET YOU 2 EXTREME HORROR/EROTICA/SATANIC SHORT STORIES!
HAVE YOU SEEN THE REVIEWS?!?!?!?
PEOPLE ARE CALLING THE WRITING STEVEN KING MEETS ROB ZOMBI
I HAVE A REVIEW IN MY EMAIL FROM SOMEONE STATING THE STORIES MADE THEM CRY IN TERROR!
NO NAMES WILL BE MENTIONED BUT SOME PEOPLE HAVE ACTUALLY REMOVED US FROM TWITTER AND ASKED NEVER TO BE CONTACTED AGAIN BECAUSE THE CONTENT OF THE STORIES IS TO EXTREME!
ONE DOLLAR NOT ONLY SHOWS YOU SUPPORT THE GOAT FRANCHISE BUT ALSO SHOWS YOU SUPPORT THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND STAND BEHIND ME AS I SAY WHAT NO OTHER AUTHOR HAS BEEN BRAVE ENOUGH TO SAY!
THAT IS WHAT MAKES YOU THE FOD CRUE! WE ARE NOT AFRAID.
ALSO ON SUNDAY NIGHTS EVERY WEEK I WILL HOLD A TWITTER PRESS CONFERENCE FOR ALL WHO WANT TO JOIN IN AT 8:30 PM CENTRAL TIME I WILL BE ON TWITTER ANSWERING ANY AND ALL QUESTIONS YOU HAVE ABOUT THE FAMILY OF DOG/THE PITCHFORK DIARIES/THE GOAT FRANCHISE!
YOU NEVER KNOW STACY AND BAILEY AND POSSIBLY HOT SHIT KATE MY BE THERE THOUGH SHE WILL PROBABLY BE IN BED LOLOL BUT JOIN IN IN ON TWITTER @JAKEBANNERMAN
SO BE A PART OF THE FOD CRUE BUY A SHORT STORY FOR A BUCK AND STICK YOUR MIDDLE FINGER UP TO THE WORLD!
SEX SATAN SACRIFICE!
Saturday, July 30, 2011
The cramped space in the bathroom afforded him little space but he didn't mind. The lock on the door gave him a sense of security unattainable in his own bedroom. He figured his parents knew what he was doing but so what? What do you expect from a teenage boy? Stroking his cock was nothing new. The sensory input, the sense of purpose, that was new. He held his sister's used tampon between his teeth. Eyes closed, he was engulfed by the cloying scent of pussy. The metallic taste of her menstrual blood laying across his tongue like a blanket. Images flashed behind his eyelids. Colors he had never imagined began to merge together, they mounted each other, feverishly writhing, creating new colors as they exploded. As his desire became more urgent he tore the tampon from his mouth, wrapping it around the base of his erection. His grip tightened as his body was screaming for release. The blood lubricating, stroke, grasp faster and faster. His heart pounding, he could feel it all, taste the blood, color bursting behind his eyes, lingering scent of pussy clinging to his lip, all of it crescendos to explosion as the semen poured forth mixing with the virginal blood. He collapsed, draping across the pedestal sink panting for breath. He knew now the voices were right. He had never felt anything as powerful as what he had just gone through.
He stood up, careful to not spill one drop of the precious mixture he had created, his offering. He glanced around, making sure he had what he needed. The matches, check. The kindling, yes. Burlap sack, still there. He picked up the glass dish his mother used for burning fragrant oil and squeezed the tampon, filling the glass. His kindling were pages torn from the book of Revelations. The sulfurous smell of the match was quickly overcome by the scent of boiling blood and semen. He placed the blade of his knife into the orange flame and as the blade began to glow red he threw back his head, cried out, "I AM YOURS! DO AS THOU WILT, MASTER!". In his ecstasy he did not feel pain as the glowing blade melted the skin of his wrists, exposing the veins within. The glass containing the offering shattered as an acknowledgement accepting his devotion. He retrieved a fragment of glass still containing the scorched remains of human secretions. He raked the jagged glass across his lips, searing the flesh as he licked the carbonized fluid away.
Another thing i wanted to do is create a picture of Satan that nobody seems to have done before we were raised to believe in the red guy with horns and a spiked tail with a pitchfork. But in my mind Satan is different to all of us that's why at times we hear about Satan in a suit but as we introduce him we learn each person sees something completely their own the hell they know is what they see.
Bailey did an amazing job at describing the vision i had given her "make Satan different to everyone" that's pretty much all i said she creates a dazzling and terrifying Satan!
this excerpt id from the chapter, Like an ever flowing Stream.
As small children a very clear image of Satan is implanted into our minds. A tall horned creature, red skinned, spike tailed with a pointed black goatee. He carries a pitchfork wherever he goes. All strikingly similar to Ming the Merciless from the Flash Gordon movie. Yet we grow, the Ming look seems less scary and a different image takes hold of our imaginations. Satan imagined shifts and changes as we age. He becomes the embodiment of what we fear, loathe and despise. And that is precisely what he means to be.
As Satan passes the threshold of the courthouse door he can feel his accomplishment. Head held high, he stalks by the religious zealots, the Eucharist-throwing fanatics, entering into full view of all those clamoring to see the Devil. He feels each pair of eyes glued on him, he can hear the gasps and smiling to himself envisions the image those people must see. Though he is smartly dressed, a black pin-stripped Armani suit with a tastefully understated tie, the humans surrounding his entourage see that freeze frame of their lives that is their torment. An impotent husband sees his over-bearing mother-in-law, a prostitute sees the uncle that raped her and put her body up for sale, a teenage boy sees the mother who beat him, a priest sees the countless altar boys, the tears running down their faces as the blood poured from their ruined rectums. The mass of humanity, raging, bent on the destruction of the being they hold accountable for their own twisted failures. The click of his heels against the cold marble floor is heard not as footsteps, rather as screams of the tormented, the grating metal cacophony of aeroplanes plunging into the glass windows of the World Trade Center buildings and worse still, the supreme silence of an ended, empty life
The book was going to be called Circle of Dead Children.
The real first image I had was the image of the 18 children dying, I did not know if it was retribution,rebellion or ritual I just knew I had to have 18 dead children this was a key I later found out helping tie the 3 books together.
The Chapter Circle of Dead Children is the first chapter I wrote and it was going to open the book chapter one 18 dead babies, Now its like chapter 6 lol! Just a small piece from the chapter
The next shift of nurses found her on the floor. Theresa was curled into the fetal position, shirt soaked with the froth that poured from her mouth. As they drew closer to look some screamed, one fainted and another vomited. Eighteen infant hearts had burst, eighteen tiny bodies forming a ring around the dead nurse. Eighteen numbers carved in on the heel of brand new feet. A thin trickle of blood had oozed from the carvings to encircled the empty body of the woman.
Hope you all enjoy these The HARVEST will be available on Christmas day ( Its his birthday gift from me )
However we will be taking pre-orders with some special deals included! Meanwhile The short stories that will make up the first volume of The Pitchfork Diaries continue to sell for just $1 as we prepare for the release of The Pitchfork Diaries on Halloween!!!
Sex Satan Sacrifice!
Friday, July 29, 2011
Some extremely exciting things happening here at The Goat Franchise!
First off The Harvest is Finished!!!
Our newest member will be doing her comprehensive getting the book ready for the release!
As promised The harvest will be coming out on Jesus birthday!!! What a gift!
But even more exciting the short stories that will make up The Pitchfork Diaries are on sale in Their original first draft form raw unedited horror/erotica!!!
Just $1 each (except oh Fridays it's 2 for $1)
The pitchfork Diaries will be released in volumes twice a year
A professional print book filled with edited versions of the short stories and each volume will include 2 unreleased items that's 18 stories!
The first volume is coming out Oct 31st this year!!!
Look for a brand new blog for Pitchfork coming soon written and updated by the editor!
She will break down each story and try and explain the madness!
Please help us provide the best by picking up a short story and spreading the word!!
Lastly watch soon for www.familyofdog.com
Sex Satan Sacrifice !
Thursday, July 28, 2011
6 months later after typing the first letter The Harvest is finally finished!
Now I have been done writing for some time and now Bailey has finished her amazing touches
And I read the entire book last night and WOW it's amazing!
Now just one last step the final edit over in England and we have ourselves a ballgame!
So it looks like this for the time being
August: continue to add to The Pitchfork Diaries
September : Finish Pitchfork do art and formats along with edits
October : Launch press for Putchfork new blog for Pitchfork
November: Launch press for The Harvest massive media blitz lots of interviews yay !!
December : Release of Harvest
Somewhere amongst all of that is a kick ass surprise I cannot give details on yet
But it is HUGE and I cannot wait to tell you!
So we will be releasing a limited amount of review copies of the book
I'm really excited everyone!
We are so close to kicking the world in the teeth!
Thank all of you sooooo much and stick with me because we are just on book number one!
Sex Satan Sacrifice!
1.What do you look like?
That is a question in almost every email!
And I'm happy to announce that I recently took my author photo and it will be released this Halloween on The Pitchfork Diaries
2.Where do you get your inspiration ?
Also a common question, honestly it just comes from the world war death corruption greed etc
But that makes me sound so dark. I really am a very fun guy I have a degree in broadcast communications from Seaton Hall and promise I will release my comedy book
"Super elastic Devil Plastic" before I die ;)
I've been told I am like Bill Hicks meets George Carlin both of whom I love!
I am a quiet person but I love to entertain I just happen to hate god. Lolol
3. What is your favorite food?
I'm not sure what this has to do with writing but ok I'll play along
Lasagna is my absolute favorite followed closely by spaghetti and in a tight 3rd place
Coneys!! I love hot dogs real nathans dogs with chili mustard and kraut!
But wait there is more! Be the first caller.... Wait what?
I also love cereal omg it's good any hour of the day and it's all really good!
When is the last time you said man this cereal sucks?!?!?!
How about never! Cereal is like blow jobs some are better than others but they all rule!
If you have ever been disappointed by a blow job you are gay case closed.
4.What kind of computer and software do you use?
I have a Sony viao and I use open office for drafting and Microsoft word and PDF for finals.
Though I really want to go exclusive with Apple I want a MacBook and an iPad reallly bad so if you love me...... Yea
5.Is it true you write at a pub?
Yes it is sit in a corner booth with my headphones on and watch the stupidity around me lol I drink coffee and tea the staff knows me and they are all really good people.
6. Are all of your books going to be The Family of Dog series?
No. Just the first 3 they all tie in together but stand alone if that is possible
Each of the books is it's own book
Harvest is just creepy blow your mind blasphemy horror
Return to Sender is more of a mystery erotic thriller with flashes of satanic horror
The Reich is a world war 2 story wrapping up the books with an ending that will blow your mind
It is a dark desolate read
I have 7 other books in the works however none of them will be related to The Family of Dog series, though they remain dark theological horror with erotica
Ok hope you enjoy!
Sex Satan Sacrifice !
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Saliva dancing beneath her thighs
Sisters tie limbs in anticipation of ejaculated hatred
The feathers fall black on skin so pink
Premonition of silence followed by the striking of ashes
The stroking of the hands of time hammer your insides like rape
Feel the air fuck your face while murder makes love to rampant lambs
Sticking Hells fork in the wings of burnt angels
Warming hands close to halos no longer warm
As blood runs warm through the vaginal walls of sin
Taste the breath of the ghost wave as the fog rolls inside walls
Speak beneath the virgin let her fluid caress you
Let the anger burn you
Let the scorn of forever scratch your back
Like Lilith fucking Adam against the will of Christ
The thrusting lust of moist skin the wages of sin
Screaming loud as possessed orgasims fill the graves of fathers aborted daughters
Slice the hair of God
The clouds of despair whip furious webs of doubt
Sit in the corner
Suicide fucks your brain
Hell licking it's lips searing your soul
The ignorance of sheep surrounds you
Mother cyanide rocks you into lullaby
Candles fading amongst the dying days
Cracked vertibre of children explode outside your window
Look forward with dead eyes
Shit on the cross around your throat
Lick the razor of morning as the noose beckons
The envelope of dead butterfly wings
Sealed with the devils kiss
Listen to the somber whisper of death
Listen this is not a pitty post so please do not take it that way.
I'm looking for a new laptop I am saving every penny do any of you know anyone who is selling an iPad or a MacBook?
I am dying to get one as my poor laptop is way outdated I do ALL of my posting and emails on my phone I am in desperate need of an update!
Now I prefer apple but I'm looking at all options!
Can you help me?
Please ask around for me and let me know and thank you!
Sex Satan Sacrifice !
Monday, July 25, 2011
This is big time important for ALL Family of Dog fans!
I want to introduce you to Bailey!
Bailey is the Ghost Writer/Editor of The Family of Dog series!
We have known each other for over ten years! She is the person who takes my fragmented nightmares and makes them readable!
She is very very important to the book series and will be active in answering questions and helping explain how she dissects my works and puts it back together again
Her email will be up soon Bailey@familyofdog.com
She is awesome I cannot wait for all of you to get to know her!
Sex Satan Sacrifice !
I am am absolutely stunned I never thought people would find NY writing sexy?!?!
But I Looooooooove it!!!!
Sex Satan Sacrifice !
I wanted to come explain something that has some people confused and well that is my fault.
My writing is very very fragmented and non linear i hit the paper like a sledgehammer and while i write i do not stop for periods commas caps lock and grammar forget about it!!
and let me tell you something right now the wonderful people who edit my work should bee hailed as genius because it is a nightmare.
The Pitchfork Diaries are being released one story at a time each Monday and they are unedited with maybe a touch of a small edit because my editors hate to send or post them unedited, HOWEVER they are meant to be like this, I wanted the stories to be released what I call Dirty Draft style so you the reader could see exactly what it looked like before those edit button pushing bastards........ i mean beautiful lovely ladies lolol got their hands on it! It is supposed to be ugly and hard to read its chaos literally its supposed to boggle your mind ass it does everyone else you are supposed to say this is hard as hell to read because that's how it fires off in my brain!
Now when the actual release of The Pitchfork Diaries comes out everything will be neatly edited, This is why buying the dollar versions of the story is so important and cool once they sell out they are gone forever!!
So pick em up and dont mind the mispelled words or triple letters in onnnnnne word lolol its meant to be real and real is what you get!
Have a Sick day!
Sex Satan Sacrifice
Sunday, July 24, 2011
1.What type of music do you like and who is your favorite band?
This one gets asked by many people, I love love love music ALL genres of music I love early jazz big band and even old old blues i.e Robert Johnson ( he sold his soul you know....) The Cure Dashboard Confessional Mary Chapin Carpenter Joni Mitchel Vanessa Carlton Kelly Clarkson and yes yes I do LOVE my METAL!!
OPETH, DARK THRONE, KATATONIA, DISSECTION,IN FLAMES, CANNIBAL CORPSE, MORBID ANGEL you name it!
I am currently listening to Volbeat wow these guys are great its the Misfits meets Metallica meets Elvis!
2.Do you drink/smoke?
I am a smoker yes Marlboro and i do not want to quit why would I? Smoke up Jonnie!!!
I am not what i would call a drinker though i do love Jamison whisky in my coffee on the weekends and usually every evening before bed I do enjoy a splash of Jack Daniels honey in my coke I do like beer but i am a beer snob Warsteiner and Ringnes are my favorite beers though I did by a whiteberry beer tonight I am excited to try Sam Adams is my fav domestic beer!
3.What is your favorite tv show? I am NOT an avid television watcher I love sports Yankees,Phillies,NJ DEVILS,NEW ORLEANS SAINTS. HOWEVER i love the TWILIGHT ZONE,XFILES,SOPRANOS,SEINFELD and the greatest tv show ever!!! 24
I also love older shows like mash and taxi and moonlighting hill street blues etc....
Hope that answers a few questions, keep em coming!
Sex Satan Sacrifice!!
Saturday, July 23, 2011
We are super proud and amazed to announce that The webs biggest Horror web zine!! and community has decided to become our official sponsor!
Is the place for not only every horror genre news and interviews it is also the fastest growing Horror community!
Its the Facebook of horror join up its free and you will meet and become friends with those people like you those who like it dark!
Now that being said Dark Media City is giving 100 copies of Pitchfork Diaries short stories right now!! And every Monday when we release a new short story they are going to give 50 copies out for free!!
You get to join the Dark Side and get free Horror!
We are super excited to be a part of this team!
you can find me J.S. Bannerman on the site as well as Stacy Diablo come say hello!!
Dark Media Kicks much ass!!
Satan Sex Sacrifice!!
Friday, July 22, 2011
It's free shit Friday! Pick up any short story for just $1 and we will throw in a signed paper manuscript copy of an unreleased dark poem from The Pitchfork Diaries!
That's just bad ass!
Speaking of Pitchfork it is set for release on Halloween October 31st 2011!
Stacy and I met with designers for artwork yesterday!!
It's going to an awesome collection!
Satan Sex Sacrifice!
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Come on you Lurkers and The FOD CRÜE Members...just a quick "Hello There" is all we need...trust me, it's worth the extra few seconds that it will take to leave a comment. ;-)
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Things are heating up big time at The Goat Franchise,We have a book coming out in November
The pitchfork Diaries a new story each Monday and emails and forums don't get us started it's a tornado of absolute insanity and to add to the overall orgy of a nightmare poor Stacy has to put up with me!
Am I complaining? NO WAY!!!!
But would I love to find an individual or 2 who wants to be a part of The Goat Franchise? YES
First thing first Stacy is the boss and will remain the boss
You will be taking orders from her if that is an issue please move along :)
What we want
At least 20 hours a week
Work on commission only with the possability of gaining a contract if we are satisfied.
Faith in the project is a must!
You will be asked to sign a moral and confidentiality clause.
This is very serious and could turn out to be a huge opportunity!
If you are interested contact me on twitter @Jakebannerman or email me at Jake@familyofdog.com
Website experience a plus
If you are a hot chick that helps lolol
Thanks and let's work together!
Blessed are the sick,
Monday, July 18, 2011
I think this is awesome and I am glad to see that I can help others question!
You are not alone!!!
Blessed are the sick,
Well done on the great reviews too!
Hey Sara thank you I'm stoked you enjoyed The Scarecrows Lament!
Make sure and check back each Monday for a brand new short story!
Blessed are the sick,
Let's talk about the Pitchfork Diaries k?
The short stories I release each Monday are going to be released in a volume of 18
stories! Each volume will contain the most popular selling stories with 3 unreleased stories per volume!
But I need to know your thoughts on the stories
And they are just $1 each please pick one up and after you buy it I ENCOURAGE you to spread it around to your friends and have them post what they think on the blog!
Yes buy one then go napster on me and get the word out!!!
Please vist the big black box that says short stories by J.S Bannerman drop a measly dollar and pirate the HELL out of it!
You all rawk!
i just read chapter 1 and 17 of the Harvest. Chapter 1 just pulled me
in instantly. Chapter 17 oddly turned me on. I love it. I have to have
this book. I love ur mind I can't wait for more.
Blog: FAMILY OF DOG:THE HARVEST الحمقى إلهكم ميت
Post: Unblessing the Purity
This is awesome thank you very very much!
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Find J.S. Bannerman on:
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/J.S.Bannerman
Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/pages/JS-Bannerman-Family-of-Dog-Offical-Fan-Page/210453205640488
You can email J.S. at: firstname.lastname@example.org
It is also one of the most controversial things ever written and I stand by the shock the horror and anger it causes !
It is supposed to create hate and anger that is the purpose because Jesus is angry and full of hate in the scene.
For a limited time I am going to post my original manuscript which was called "How does your garden Grow?"
Therefore it is
3.Not what will be in the book as it has been edited and rewritten,However what it turned out to be after its completion is stunning~
Here it is!
Saturday, July 16, 2011
Ok some of you have been around since like day one!
Rox,Ron,rosebomb,my kulta Maria and more if I forget someone sue Stacy she controls my brain lol!
But I have to tell you and this is VERY IMPORTANT! I am having to cut back on being as personable because of safety reasons.
I love all of you I really do we all have a real friendship and I will never ever forget you
However I have had to change my phone number and some of you know I travel back and forth from conneticut to Oklahoma and it is getting harder to keep time with all that is going on.
So check it out
I will answer ALL of your emails to Jake@familyofdog.com
I swear I will never ignore anybody who emails things have just gotten out of hand with emails
In the hundreds a day and the book is not even out yet!
I'm not used to having "fans" and many of you are my friends please know that will never change it just might take me a day or two to get back to you.
Maria you are still my model for The Reich Ron the prayer is still going to be used and rox what can I say? You are invaluable love you and your husband thanks to both of you!
Molly you are my new friend!
We have a long way to go!
Blessed are the sick,
Listen believe it or not there are a number of people out there who do not like The Family of Dog or Jake Bannerman or The Goat Franchise!
We wonder why?!?! Lol
There is only 4 sources of real Family of Dog/Goat Franchise/Jake Bannerman news and that is here on the blog on Twitter @Jakebennerman or from emails from Stacy or myself!
Everything else is fake and we do not support it including any Facebook or Myspace accounts
The true Dogs ( that being you) yes that is a compliment know if it does not come from here or from one of either me or Stacy it's fugazi ok?
We are working on www.familyofdog.com as we speak
So remember people are jealous of you and want to destroy all of us do not be fooled!
All of you rule!
The Dog Crüe kicks ass!
Blessed are the sick,
Friday, July 15, 2011
How many of you are signed up for email updates? Did you know if you follow the blog and sign up for email updates that it makes you part of The Family of Dog Crüe?
That means that you'll get all the news first and receive special Crüe discounts and offers.
You never know what to expect or when, between that sexy-ass Stacy and Jake; as part of the Crüe you can even get some random free stuff!
Sign up and join The Family of Dog Crüe today.
Blessed are the sick,
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - Connecticut, USA - July 14, 2011
Contact for all Media, Literary & Press Inquiries:
Ms. Stacy Diablo
Family of Dog & The Goat Franchise™ Publicist/Press Agent
"Asking Questions And Getting Answers --- The Hard Way!”, The Goat Franchise™ Announces the upcoming release of Book 1, Family of Dog: The Harvest by J.S. Bannerman in the Fall/Winter of 2011!
About “Family of Dog: The Harvest”
Whatever happened to Lucifer and why was he the bad guy? One of the most troubling plagues that mankind has suffered from throughout history is complacency. It is more damaging than polio, more putrid than the Bubonic Plague and more rampant than influenza; and it is getting worse. Our children are indoctrinated into the church of 'don't ask and don’t tell' from the age of two but unlike polio, this plague, this viral complacency is very quickly and easily cured. QUESTIONS! Questions are important; this Orwellian 'ignorance is knowledge' crusade must end. Instead of relying on a television to inform us, we need to get our minds a little dirty and discover what we REALLY need, not what we are told that we need. Some will argue that the times have changed and we have progressed alongside of the technological advancements, but they couldn’t be more wrong. Step aside you pushovers and naysayers; there’s a new Dog in town!
About the Author, J.S. Bannerman
Born and raised in the North-Eastern United States, J.S. Bannerman currently resides in the country, outside of Connecticut with his German Shepard, Victor. The author makes frequent, gas-guzzling trips to Oklahoma City where he is adding the finishing touches to the “Family of Dog: The Harvest” manuscript. Rumoured to have a Canadian mistress, J.S. Bannerman is an avid collector of Nazi memorabilia, porn and naked, female-fan photos; when he’s not driving, writing or taking his dog for a walk, he’s usually sleeping. The author plans to write each book in the FOD series, in a different American City or Town; with the throw of a dart, he just might be sitting and writing in a bar near you. For the most up-to-date information on the “Family of Dog” Series, the Short Stories and all things J.S. Bannerman, please visit the “Family of Dog” blog at: http://familyofdog.blogspot.com/.
About The Goat Franchise™
The Goat Franchise™ is made up of a small group of intelligent, free-thinking individuals who ask a lot of questions and don’t take no for an answer. The Goat Franchise™ stands for freedom of thought and it promotes and supports all creative works by J.S. Bannerman.
Thursday, July 14, 2011
All of the short stories we are selling well and they will be released in volumes called The Pitchfork Diaries later on this year. Each story is limited to 666 copies outside of the volumes and they will eventually sell-out; the only way you can have them before Pitchfork comes out is to grab them now.
I hope you do not think I am lame because I really really want all of this for YOU!
So that one dollar story goes right back into your pocket!
We are going to make history because you know the mass public is against us, right?
Let's do this together and thanks for standing by me you are THE CRÜE!
Blessed are the sick,
My next short story, coming Monday, is called "Under the last Domino". I am excited for you to read it is nontraditional horror and new ground for me so I'm excited to hear your opinions!
I also wanted to let you know we are very, very close to getting all of the legalities finished for the release of "Family of Dog: The Harvest"! I am absolutely dying to unleash The Harvest!
More news coming soon and new short stories each Monday!
Please feel free to drop me an email anytime at email@example.com
All of you rawk my world!
Blessed are the Sick,
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Well first twitter which we are approaching 1000 followers on Thank You!
We have decided Facebook sucks so we ditched our Facebook
But we are now BIG fans of Google + you can find me there Jakebannerman@gmail.com
I am trying to talk Stacy into getting her fine ass on there as well so Google me baby!
Thanks for buying Scarecrow and Path!
Talk very soon!
Blessed are the sick,
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
I feel great today and I am going to start work on my newest short story tonight. It is called "Under the last Domino". Imagine your last breath in the hands of not only your sworn enemy, but an entire race of your enemies!
Thanks so much for all of your support don't forget to pick a short story or two; we have them for sale for just $1 each!
Blessed are the sick,
Monday, July 11, 2011
Every Monday you'll have the opportunity to get your new, Limited Edition short story, straight from the mind of J.S. Bannerman.
Ohhh, as an afterthought, I suppose that I should officially introduce myself. Hi there, my name is Stacy Diablo (jesus, I feel like I'm in Kindergarten again...) and I am the go-to gal/publicist for the super-sexy and ever-so-talented J.S. Bannerman. You may have noticed some changes around here recently and it's all thanks to me...well most of it. lol :-)
Keep your eyes peeled for a new short story every week and a few sneak-peek teasers from Family of Dog: The Harvest by J.S. Bannerman.
Sunday, July 10, 2011
Sales of my short story The Scarecrow's Lament are going well!
Thank you if you have already picked your copy up and if not, what are you waiting for?!
It looks like we are going to be releasing a new short story once a week on Monday's. Each will be for-sale in the same formats as Scarecrow; signed/unsigned/personalized/script paper signed, etc. Also, as we build a library of stories we will be releasing package deals and special editions! All building up of course to the first volume of The Pitchfork Diaries!
Don't take your eye off of the release of the first book in The Family of Dog series; Family of Dog: The Harvest, which will be coming out the Fall/Winter of 2011.
Trust me when I say that the short stories are just the tip of the iceberg; this book series will blow your head completely off!
Tell everyone just $1 gets you amazing and new, beyond the boundaries horror each week!
You all kick mega butt!
Super elastic devil plastic,
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Last night I whipped up an insane tale that I guarantee pushes the boundaries
And I want to offer it up to help pay for some amazing ideas I have for the upcoming book release and my hot as hell agent Stacy is expensive lol
So check it out everyone can get a copy for $1.00 that's crazy cheap!
It's all waiting on you! Search Jake Bannerman on PayPal and do it the easy way!
I'm excited to see how much we can raise to kick The Family of Dog:The Harvest off in style!
And I will see if I can get Stacy to send out a couple pics of her boobs lolol