Sunday, June 17, 2012

WELL IM GONE YES NO MORE FACEBOOK NO MORE TWITTER NO MORE SOCIAL NETWORKING. IN ESSENCE JAKE BANNERMAN IS DEAD FOR NOW. LET ME ASSURE YOU THE FAMILY OF DOG SERIES WILL BE COMPLETED HOWEVER AT THIS TIME THERE IS NO TIMELINE. THE ONLY REASON THIS PAGE STILL EXIST IS FOR COMMENTS ON THE BOOKS AND FOR PEOPLE TO HAVE A PLACE TO SEE THAT INDEED JAKE BANNERMAN IS REAL BUT THOSE WHO KNOW HOW TO GET AHOLD OF ME KNOW HOW TO DO SO. I WILL BE BACK YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW IT BUT I WILL RETURN JUST KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED AND ASK FOR NIKKI.......

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

No More Light/ Heartbones

So together with my good friend Robert Rumery I am working on a collection of Poetry which we will release as an joint effort this halloween. His brand of introspective and gloom filled poetry mixed with my burst of extreme somber nightmares you've come to know from my work in The Pitchfork Diaries will leave you burnt and smoking in a pile of lost hope.
This is my last work before I begin work on my new Novel " Nikki".
The stage for " Return to Sender" The second book in The Family of Dog series is set and will be completed as well as the third book in the FOD series "The Reich" however this series at this time is on the back burner. So be ready for more updates on The poetry collection as it unfolds, I am excited and as dark as darkness falls..

Chopping down the cross,
J

Monday, May 21, 2012

SO WHATS UP? HMMM...... BEEN AWHILE EH?
SO WHAT IS GOING ON IN HE WORLD OF THE ILLUSIVE MR. BANNERMAN? WELL I AM SITTING IN THE USUAL HUDSONS WITH A COMPUTER WORKING ON A BOOK, BUT WAIT YOU SAY, ITS BEEN MONTHS! OK YES I HAVE BEEN OUT OF THE LOOP FOR A BIT LETS JUST SAY LIFE HAS BEEN HAPPENING. I RELEASED PITCHFORK 2 THEN UNRELEASED IT AND SO IT SITS WAITING FOR RELEASE. LET ME TELL YOU IT IS AN UGLY BOOK! AND BY UGLY I MEAN UGLY LIKE PITCHFORK ONE HOLDS NO CANDLE TO THE HORROR I UNLEASH ON YOU. SO WHY DID I UNRELEASE IT? IT HAS A FORMAT ERROR AND AS YOU KNOW I WORK WITHOUT A NET AND AT THIS TIME I DO NOT HAVE ANYONE TO FORMAT IT AND TO BE HONEST I WAS A BIT UNDERWHELMED BY THE LACK OF INTEREST, I MEAN DO YOU REMEMBER THE REVIEWS FOR PITCHFORK? THE LEGENDARY BOOK TOUR WHERE I SET THE BOOK WORLD ON FIRE? I HAD TO THINK THE WAIT FOR PITCH 2 WAS A LONG LINE OF RABID EXTREME HORROR FANS AND WELL THE LINE JUST WAS NOT THERE. SO WHAT DOES AN AUHOR DO WITH A BOOK IT SEEMS NOBODY CARES TO READ?WELL THE ANSWER IS STILL WAITING IN THE AIR, DO I ASK YOU TO EMAIL ME AND WHEN I GET ENOUGH EMAAILS I WILL RELEASE IT?
MAYBE.....
DO I HOLD ONTO THE BOOK AND RELEASE IT AFTER MY NEXT BOOK (WHICH IS GOING TO BE A COLLABORATION WITH ROBERT RUMNEY OF DARK POETRY)
MAYBE....
WHAT DO YOU THINK? WHAT DOES A BOY DO?
ITS READY ITS UGLY AND IT WANTS TO BE IN YOUR HANDS ON YOUR KINDLE IPHONE IN YOUR HEAD LIKE A COPULATING MAGGOT ON ACID..... HAVE YOU SEEN IT? DO YOU WANT IT? HEY GUESS WHAT IM WAITING WITH BAITED BREATH....

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

https://t.co/OtpGyI1n -- JakeBannerman (@JakeBannerman)

Sunday, April 22, 2012

After Taking you to Hell and Back with the first installment of The Pitchfork Diaries author Jake Bannerman straps you in for another ride of tales that push the limits once again. This time pulling you in and touches you with the flames, Banned and Betrayed Bannerman ask for more Punishment with Pitchfork 2. This time taking you on the road to hell on a tour bus full of emotions and the ups and downs of being the most controversial author in America including interviews and guest post from his highly acclaimed book tour, By the time this road trip is over the bus is destroyed and your skin will be crisp and your emotions ruined can you survive? Bannerman once again shows no signs of slowing down on his crusade to anger the masses, with his stories of racial hatred, religious furor and hatred for common thought.You will love or hate him but you will never KNOW HIM.
Available on smashwords.com worldwide!!!


Thursday, March 1, 2012

Im giving Harvest away for free for 5 days on Amazon.com starting 3/2/2012 go get it while its free!!

Saturday, February 18, 2012

THE FEAST (EXCERPT FROM PITCHFORK 2)


HERE IS THE VERY FIRST GLIMPSE INTO A STORY FROM PITCHFORK 2, AND NO IT WOULDNT HAPPEN TO BE ABOUT THE GOAT GALS....... OR WOULD IT?




The silence was broken with the crash of 3 corpses dropped on the white table cloth from what must have been a thousand feet above as the table and all of the candles and dinnerware busted and shattered in slow motion as the bodies fall in separate places on top of the busted ivory, the bodies burnt and still smoldering the pink flesh blackened with streaks of blood crossing their beautiful curves as if they had been whipped before they had been enslaved by flame. the smoke rising smelled of death a suffering never been written nor felt  like a crucifixion these souls had been dropped off in hell for vacation before they met true death. the overwhelming urges still grew inside of him he was rushed with the desire to fornicate with the burn victims he had never felt a rush of desire like this before he wanted to ejaculate on each of them in a mad rush of orgasmic  frenzy.

his eyes wide open the white room now cluttered with shards of burnt flesh and the macabre artwork of blood stains amid the feathers and white shattered ivory as he removed his clothes to feel the dusk of sex on his skin the cold raping his senses his body aflame with senses as he lie down flesh to flesh with the body Julie her name carved in her neck

right above a very small compass pointed north with logistics stating the corpse was of Canadian descent his eyes wandered onto the 

Return to Sender

So the work is officially underway on the second book in the Family of Dog series is underway! I will be blogging the progress here all the way, and this is the only place you can get the official straight from the author info.keep checking back for the most up to date info and exclusive excerpts!
Until next time,
Clawing at the eyes of God,
J

Friday, February 17, 2012

Welcome to the Doghouse!!

Well its been awhile since I have been here but lots of new news! First off thanks to everyone who has visited almost 13,000 since march!
Pitchfork 2 is coming along awesome and is going to be a double release as I have decided to add "Don't Rape the Hand that feeds You" so at last count the book is sitting at about 300 pages and I am still adding! A great new line up of stories thst crush the first Pitchfork as well as every interview/ guest post/ review as well as some unreleased stuff Luke the editing notes and left overs from Harvest you have never seen and the flyers we passed out that got us kicked out of churches! It's going to kick ass!
Also I have found my partner in crime to co author Family of Dog : Return to Sender and trust me she is Awesome!!
Talk soon catch me on Facebook and Twitter
Clawing at the eyes of God,
J

Friday, February 3, 2012

RAPE!!!!

Ok everyone, so I gave out free copies of Harvest all month. Hope you grabbed your copy. The free copies are now gone. But fear not we have 2 books coming out in the next 6 months! On St.Patty's day Pitchfork 2 hits the world in the mouth and trust me if you thought Pitchfork 1 was good oh buckle it up buttercup! Then we have "Dont Rape the hand that Feeds you" on July 4th a comprehensive look into The Goat Franchise including never before seen interviews, guest post as well as hand written notes on all of the books we have released as well as a sneak peak into upcoming books including K-13 as well as Family of Dog 2 :Return to Sender. Dont Rape the hand will only be available to a limited amount of people and will only ba available though The Goat Franchise by pre order only so keep your eye on the blog for more info as it is available!

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Who made who ?

There seems to be some confusion out there that the goat gals own the goat franchise lololo
This is untrue, they have a website my old website and claim to own it.
Oh I would very much investigate that before you release anything girls.... Because I'm sure my publisher might be interested .
So beware of imatations kids the only place you get the real deal is right here!

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