So, did you hear the news?
Halloween's come early this year.
That's right - and it means that we've bowed to your increasingly frantic demands and worked our lovely asses into the ground to get the Pitchfork Diaries ready for release...now!
No, your eyes are not deceiving you! The first volume of the Diaries is now available for your delectation through Smashwords; and what's more, buy it this weekend and you can use coupon code DN54K to get it for just $1.99!
What are you waiting for?! Go and buy, and then let us know what you think - we're hungry for reviews, good or bad.
Can you handle the Diaries? http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/85736
PS. Don't turn off the light when you go to sleep tonight...