Monday, May 16, 2011

Kicked out of church!

We decided to pass out flyers to promote The Family of Dog: The Harvest at a places we knew would appreciate the info churches of course we got escorted out of one and another called 911 on us. You think it was the huge baphomet or the declaration "fools your god is dead " ?

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Set Koran on fire!

We at the family of dog studios apologize for not getting the 4th trailer up on time as promised we have encountered some legal issues as the trailer includes the setting fire to bibles and korans we will have the video up ASAP !
Until then keep those emails coming!
Familyofdog666@gmail.com

Friday, May 13, 2011

New review 2

I am speachless/turned on/informed-you can fucking write-I could feel and smell the forest the sex,and his final words were perfectly perfect(speachless)

New review 1

I cant even describe it-its evil and morbid written eloquently-a mix i've never felt as i read in such a sensory manner

Family of Dog scares the Hell INTO you!

New YouTube trailer for Family of Dog this Sat at midnight! The Family of Dog trailers on YouTube have broken new ground in the book industry being hailed as reminiscent of rob zombie film will have a new installment this Sat at midnight check out the first 3 trailers by searching Family of Dog trailer on YouTube and prepare to get the hell scared INTO you!

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Random free floating hatred

I hate camo jacked up trucks Harley davidson motorcycles
Deerhead stickers church billboards people who wear I love new york shirts who have never been to new York anything Boston fake macaroons non alcoholic beer
The diet options at fast food resturaunts
Sugar free syrup are you fucking kidding me?
Girls showing their tits with a cross around Thierry necks
Billionaire sports figures thanking Jesus while they nail prostitutes and shoot people
People who act another race fuckin pick one please!

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

THE BLOOD OF LILITH

THAT TOOK HER INSIDES APART A CONCUBINE SENT FROM GOD HOW WONDERFUL HIS WINGS SPREAD OUT AS HE STOOD AND STORE HER DOWN DID YOU HONESTLY THINK YOU HAD ME FOOLED YOU WHORE?
YOU WERE THE FIRST SCARLET LETTER YOU WERE ONE OF GODS BIGEST MISTAKES A CARRIER OF DISEASE A GRAND DECLORATION OF ABORTED MORAL YOU ARE THE ORIGIONAL CANCER
HER BODY SHOOK WITH INTENSITY FALLING TO THE FLOOR HER BACK ARCHING SCREAMING AS BLOOD RAN OUT FROM BETWEEN HER POISON LEGS  ONTO THE FLOOR OF THE COURTROOM SHE CONVULSED AS THE LIGHTS STOPPED SPINNING FROM AROUND MELATRON AS HE DOVE TO THE FLOOR HIS HEAD SLAMMING INTO HER VAGINA CARNIVEROUS FOR THE BLOOD LAPPING IT AS FAST AS IT COULD FLOW HER TERROR MOANS TURNED TO ORGASMIC DELIGHT AS HER EYES ROLLED BACK IN HER HEAD AND SHE LOOKED AT THE JUDGE AND SAID GOD IS A BLOODY CUNT TASTE MY NECTAR.... SATAN LAUGHED GLEEFULLY GODS MESANGER HAS EVEN FALLEN EVOKED TO THE SCENT OF SIN AND LUST FOR THIS CUNTING WHORE

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Am I evil ?

I'm starting to think people are actualy scared to be associated with me and this book
The people over at night publishing won't even talk to me darkcitymedia same thing the people who are helping me can't find en they are not talking?!?!
Am I really that bad?
Must be doing something right....
600 on twitter and over 1000 blogspot views
Wow....

CHRIST RAPES EVE

I am beginning to wonder if I have pushed the envelope to far
It seems that not only are people not talking to me but telling others not to talk to me
Did I go to far over the limits with my writing?
Does the chapter where Christ brutally rapes eve in the garden really offend?
Or is it the older sister frying her stillborn sister in the electric chair?
Or the schoolgirl who drives a stake through a priest balls and drinks his blood ?
Is this really all to shocking?
Best part is this is the fun stuff in the book wait it actually gets gory!
What say you?

Monday, May 9, 2011

Not for children or faint hearted

I want to state this here publicly
The Family of Dog series is intended to upset you
Create controversy and build rage
It's not a romance novel nor sparkling vampire rubbish
This is a gory horror story filled with murder rape necrophilia
And does not hold back!
So pretty lipstick horror fans check out at the exits!
You want horror REAL horror twisted in a format many are scared to even think of?
Welcome to the cult!
Can I get an amen?!!!!

Mega Effin thanxxxx

Thanks so much to the cult Crüe I have met done amazing people so far on this journey
Sixx Ron Becky and jenni you are all amazing!
I need more of you! This is not about money at all
This is about being a part of this book this team this family= cult
I want all of you to say "I am a part of the Cult"
All of us will be known and those who dedicate themselves will continue with me and we have 7 books in the works!
Thank you all and join in
Keep the fire burning!
In the shadow of the horns,
Jake Bannerman

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Nite publishing

Yes nite publishing will be handling the Family of Dog :The Harvest!
We are very excited!

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Family of Dog Cult Sale!

Come get your Family of Dog Cult GEAR we are selling T-shirts, Long-sleeved shirts, and Hoodies!
 JUST CLICK THIS LINK http://www.cafepress.com/familyofdogcultshop

Tshirts! Fly your colors!

We over at the 16 sin studios are working on tshirt designs
We will let you know when they are ready and how you can get one!
We are going to take over the world!!!

whats in a name?

Make me vomit show the world my sins nail me to the wall and imprint 666 on my chest none of it changes the fact that my clientele are suing you and that in the testimony of those to the judge at hand you owe them!
Satan “ how many thorns were in Christ head how many children died inside the walls of sodom and Gomorrah how many lives have been taken in the name of the christchild you honestly think I have anything to do with the horrors you experienced? The name is important sir because Jehovah is who should be here and look who he sent a vomiting frail feeble fallen angel look at him” Satan screamed “ look at the dumpsters full of dead children outside abortion clinics smell the regurgitated dead of the death camps at Auschwitz taste the virgin blood of the children ripped of virginity inside the church, yes boy the name is very important”
are you saying that you are not responsible?

HARLOT NEW EXCERPT

AS HE PULLED A RIGOR MORTIS ROTTED HEAD FROM THE BOX THE HEADSTONE SHOWED HIS WIFES NAME HE LIE THE HEAD ON THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF HIS FEET AND HE SAID SHE IS RISEN SO SHE COULD SEE ALL OF YOU SO SHE COULD SEE SHE WAS RIGHT I BROUGHT HER HERE TONIGHT TOBEHOLD THE LORD SO I CAN WATCH HER TELL HIM SHE ABORTED OUR MARRIAGE VOWS AND ACCEPTED THE SEED OF ANOTHER MAN WHILE WE WERE IN HOLY MATRIMONY INFRONT OF THE WORLD WHEN HE COMES DOWN TONIGHT I WILL BE HERE TO WITNESS THE CONFESSION MYSELF THE CROWD WAS IN ABSOLUTE SHOCK HE HELD THE DECAPATATION UP AS THE CAMERA CLOSED IN ON HER HEAD HE TOOK A BLACK MARKER OUT OF HIS SIDE POCKET AND WROTE IN A BOLD FONT ON HER FORHEAD HARLOT THEN HE KISSED HER DEAD ROTTEN LIPS AND PUT HER HEAD BACK ON THE FLOOR.

Friday, May 6, 2011

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