OFFICIAL SPONSOR OF THE FAMILY OF DOG!!

Hey Crue!
We are super proud and amazed to announce that The webs biggest Horror web zine!! and community has decided to become our official sponsor!
WWW.DARKMEDIACITY.COM
Is the place for not only every horror genre news and interviews it is also the fastest growing Horror community!
Its the Facebook of horror join up its free and you will meet and become friends with those people like you those who like it dark!
Now that being said Dark Media City is giving 100 copies of Pitchfork Diaries short stories right now!! And every Monday when we release a new short story they are going to give 50 copies out for free!!
You get to join the Dark Side and get free Horror!
We are super excited to be a part of this team!
you can find me J.S. Bannerman on the site as well as Stacy Diablo come say hello!!
Dark Media Kicks much ass!!
support them!
Satan Sex Sacrifice!!
J

Free Shit Friday!

Hey Crue!
It's free shit Friday! Pick up any short story for just $1 and we will throw in a signed paper manuscript copy of an unreleased dark poem from The Pitchfork Diaries!
That's just bad ass!
Speaking of Pitchfork it is set for release on Halloween October 31st 2011!
Stacy and I met with designers for artwork yesterday!!
It's going to an awesome collection!
Satan Sex Sacrifice!
J.S.B

J.S. Reached 1,000 Followers today on Twitter!

YAY! That's right!

The ever-so-sexy and talented J.S. Bannerman (a.k.a. Jake Bannerman) reached 1,000 Followers on Twitter today so we're celebrating by giving away 1 free, digital copy of Licking the Nails of the Crucifix by J.S. Bannerman to the first two people to leave a comment on this post.

Come on you Lurkers and The FOD CRÜE Members...just a quick "Hello There" is all we need...trust me, it's worth the extra few seconds that it will take to leave a comment. ;-)

We want YOU!!!

Ever wonder what it would be like to work with us?
Things are heating up big time at The Goat Franchise,We have a book coming out in November
The pitchfork Diaries a new story each Monday and emails and forums don't get us started it's a tornado of absolute insanity and to add to the overall orgy of a nightmare poor Stacy has to put up with me!
Am I complaining? NO WAY!!!!
But would I love to find an individual or 2 who wants to be a part of The Goat Franchise? YES
First thing first Stacy is the boss and will remain the boss
You will be taking orders from her if that is an issue please move along :)
What we want
100% dedication
At least 20 hours a week
Work on commission only with the possability of gaining a contract if we are satisfied.
Faith in the project is a must!
You will be asked to sign a moral and confidentiality clause.
This is very serious and could turn out to be a huge opportunity!
If you are interested contact me on twitter @Jakebannerman or email me at Jake@familyofdog.com
Website experience a plus
If you are a hot chick that helps lolol
Thanks and let's work together!
Blessed are the sick,
J.S.B

Hope through darkness! This is amazing!

Its gr8 to know i'm not the only one who thinks this way. U put the darkest things on paper. It gives me chills and scares me in a good way. I love horror, sex, and how u push people to question and think. Thank u so much for giving me hope that there is more people like me.


I think this is awesome and I am glad to see that I can help others question!
You are not alone!!!
Blessed are the sick,
J

Dark City Media review

Read your story - fabulously scary - I'll definaltely be reading the others!

 

Well done on the great reviews too!

 

Shah .X

Hey Sara thank you I'm stoked you enjoyed The Scarecrows Lament!
Make sure and check back each Monday for a brand new short story!
Blessed are the sick,
J.S.B

Pitcfork Diaries

Hey Crüe!
Let's talk about the Pitchfork Diaries k?
The short stories I release each Monday are going to be released in a volume of 18
stories! Each volume will contain the most popular selling stories with 3 unreleased stories per volume!
But I need to know your thoughts on the stories
And they are just $1 each please pick one up and after you buy it I ENCOURAGE you to spread it around to your friends and have them post what they think on the blog!
Yes buy one then go napster on me and get the word out!!!
Please vist the big black box that says short stories by J.S Bannerman drop a measly dollar and pirate the HELL out of it!
You all rawk!
J

In the email :)

Shadow87 has sent you a link to a blog:

i just read chapter 1 and 17 of the Harvest. Chapter 1 just pulled me
in instantly. Chapter 17 oddly turned me on. I love it. I have to have
this book. I love ur mind I can't wait for more.

Blog: FAMILY OF DOG:THE HARVEST الحمقى إلهكم ميت
Post: Unblessing the Purity
Link: http://familyofdog.blogspot.com/2011/07/unblessing-purity.html
This is awesome thank you very very much!
J.S.B

Twitter quote of the day

"I just read some of your stuff am kind of speechless but wanting more can't explain it am going 2 read some more"
Good!!! Speechless is good!
J.S.B

Official Pages & Sites for J.S. Bannerman

Hiya,

We've been having some trouble with crazy-people opening fake accounts on various sites (must mean that J.S. is getting REALLY popular lol) so we've decided to announce all Official Sites where you can follow your favorite author.

Find J.S. Bannerman on:

Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/J.S.Bannerman
Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/pages/JS-Bannerman-Family-of-Dog-Offical-Fan-Page/210453205640488
Twitter: @JakeBannerman

You can email J.S. at: jake@familyofdog.com

Unblessing the Purity

This chapter plays a very important part in my book series The Family of Dog and is found in the first book The Harvest due this fall/winter.
It is also one of the most controversial things ever written and I stand by the shock the horror and anger it causes !
It is supposed to create hate and anger that is the purpose because Jesus is angry and full of hate in the scene.
For a limited time I am going to post my original manuscript which was called "How does your garden Grow?"
Therefore it is
1.Unedited
2.Fragmented
3.Not what will be in the book as it has been edited and rewritten,However what it turned out to be after its completion is stunning~

Here it is!


CHAPTER 17:

HOW DOES YOUR GARDEN GROW?THE PLUSH TREES AND GRASS COVERED IN DEW SURROUNDED BY ORCHARDS AND ORCHARDS OF ANY FRUIT YOU HAD EVER DREAMED OF THE WATER WAS CLEAR AS FRESH FALLEN SNOW THAT HAD BEEN MELTED JUST TO SEDUCE YOUR QUENCHING A RAINBOW CROSSED THE EASTERN SKY AS THE AIR WAS CRISP “ I NEED YOU TO GO TO THE GARDEN OF INIQUITY AND FIND THE HARRIOT OF REILNALT” ADAM HAD NEVER BEEN APART FROM HIS PARTNER AND THE LAND WAS SO VAST HE DID NOT WANT TO DISAPPOINT JESUS HE WANTED TO SHOW HIS GRATITUDE AND SEVERANCE THAT GOD HAD CREATED HIM FOR TO SERVE THE ALMIGHTY HIS WILL WAS ADAMS COMMAND AS HE WALKED INTO THE fields IN FRONT OF HIM BAREFOOT AND NUDE THOUGH AS WE ALL KNOW WAS NOT AN ISSUE IN THE GARDEN JESUS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE ON STRICT ORDERS FROM GOD HIMSELF JESUS HAD SHARED HIS EMOTIONS ABOUT EVE WITH GOD AND LUCIFER HE FELT LUST TOWARDS HER AND GOD FORBADE THIS JESUS HAD BEEN THINKING OF A WAY TO SEPARATE ADAM FROM EVE JUST TO HAVE MOMENT WITH HER EVEN THOUGH HER KNEW GOD WOULD NOT BE HAPPY IS HE FOUND OUT BUT THE SCENT OF EVE HAUNTED HIS EVERYTHING HE COULD NOT REMOVE THESE FEELINGS FROM HIS INNARDS HE EVEN TOLD GOD HE WOULD FORGIVE HIS POOR DECISION TO MAKE THE HUMANS IF GOD WOULD CREATE A WOMAN FOR HIM JESUS HAD NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO BEAUTIFUL AND WOULD NEVER OF HAD AN ISSUE IF GOD HAD ONLY CREATED THE MALE SERVANTS BUT GOD WANTED 2 ONE FEMALE HE CALLED IT AND IT WAS WITH THE HELP OF LUCIFER HONORED AS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ANGEL THAT GOD CREATED THIS BODY OF SOFT FLESH AND CURVES THAT HAD SUCH A SCENT THE MOISTNESS FROM BETWEEN EVES LEGS PENETRATED JESUS NOSTRILS AND HIS MIND WENT INTO A TERRITORY FORBIDDEN JESUS SPOKE TO EVE HAVE YOU EVER HAD THE FRUIT OF knowledge? YOUR FATHER SAID WE ARE NOT TO TOUCH IT JESUS SAID HE ALSO TOLD ME I AM NO LONGER TO BE IN THE GARDEN OR SPEAK TO YOU.EVE DID NOT UNDERSTAND JESUS WAS A WONDERFUL MAN WHO LOOKED OUT FOR EVERYONE BEFORE HIMSELF AND WHY HE WAS NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK TO HER ANY LONGER DID NOT EQUATE FOR HER, JESUS SAID TO HER HE DOES NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW THE PLEASURE OF THE FRUIT.SHE ASKED PLEASURE?JESUS WALKED SLOWLY TOWARDS EVE AND PUT HIS HANDS IN HER HAIR AND SPOKE SOFTLY I WILL SHOW YOU EVE AND WITH THE QUICKNESS OF A SNAKE THRASHING ITS PREY JESUS THREW EVE TO THE GROUND FORCING HIS TONGUE IN HER MOUTH AS HIS HANDS SQUEEZED HER BREAST SHE MOANED IN SURPRISE AND SHE HAD NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE AS JESUS HANDS CARESSED HER BODY HE SPOKE THE FRUIT BRINGS THIS PLEASURE AS HER GREEN EYES GAZED UP AT HIM HE THRUST HIS COCK INTO HER FRESH VIRGIN CUNT AS SHE SCREAMED IN PAIN HE MOANED IN LUSTFUL SIN THE PLEASURE OF THE FLESH WAS SO SWEET AS HE CONTINUED TO SLAM HIS PELVIC BONE IN AND OUT OF EVE SHE WAS CONFUSED BUT WAS IN INCREASINGLY OVERWHELMING PLEASURE HIS COCK FELT AMAZING GLIDING INSIDE OF HER HER JUICES FLOWING WITH A SLIGHT MIXTURE OF BLOOD FROM HER RUPTURED HYMAN SHE PUSHED BACK AS HE CONTINUED TO THRUST INTO HER VIOLENTLY HER HIPS BEING SLAMMED WITH LUST-FILLED VIGOR HER VAGINAL WALLS RIPPING FROM THE SIZE OF HIS MANHOOD SHE FELT SO WRONG AND SO RIGHT HIS BODY SLAPPING AGAINST HER BREAST NOW AFLAME WITH NEW SENSATIONS THEIR BODIES WRITING LIKE WATER AND STONE ON THE SHORES OF THE OCEANS THIS PLEASURE HAD TO BE SHARED AS JESUS REMOVED HIMSELF FROM HER INSIDES HE EJACULATED ON EVES FACE SAYING TASTE OF ME CHILD.THOUGH SHE WAS IN EROTIC SHOCK AND HAD DISCOVERED A LESSON IN LUST FROM JESUS SHE COULD NOT SAY TO HIM IT WAS AGAINST HER WILL HE USED HIS STRENGTH AS A MAN AND ALONG WITH THE PULSATING WALLS OF HER CUNT HER INSIDES ALSO PUMPED WITH A FEELING OF ADVANTAGE..... JESUS WALKED AWAY FROM THE JUICE AND SEMEN COVERED EVE AND SAID ITS CALLED RAPE I OWN YOU WHORE, EAT THE FRUIT WITH ADAM AND BLAME IT ALL ON LUCIFER OR I WILL BE BACK TO DO IT AGAIN YOU ARE FILTH AND I USED YOU FOR MY GAIN FILTHY GAIN AND YOU LIKED IT.

They like me they really like me!

Hey Crüe!
Ok some of you have been around since like day one!
Rox,Ron,rosebomb,my kulta Maria and more if I forget someone sue Stacy she controls my brain lol!
But I have to tell you and this is VERY IMPORTANT! I am having to cut back on being as personable because of safety reasons.
I love all of you I really do we all have a real friendship and I will never ever forget you
However I have had to change my phone number and some of you know I travel back and forth from conneticut to Oklahoma and it is getting harder to keep time with all that is going on.
So check it out
I will answer ALL of your emails to Jake@familyofdog.com
I swear I will never ignore anybody who emails things have just gotten out of hand with emails
In the hundreds a day and the book is not even out yet!
I'm not used to having "fans" and many of you are my friends please know that will never change it just might take me a day or two to get back to you.
Maria you are still my model for The Reich Ron the prayer is still going to be used and rox what can I say? You are invaluable love you and your husband thanks to both of you!
Molly you are my new friend!
We have a long way to go!
Blessed are the sick,
J.S.B

Beware of imitations!

Hey Crüe,
Listen believe it or not there are a number of people out there who do not like The Family of Dog or Jake Bannerman or The Goat Franchise!
We wonder why?!?! Lol
There is only 4 sources of real Family of Dog/Goat Franchise/Jake Bannerman news and that is here on the blog on Twitter @Jakebennerman or from emails from Stacy or myself!
Everything else is fake and we do not support it including any Facebook or Myspace accounts
The true Dogs ( that being you) yes that is a compliment know if it does not come from here or from one of either me or Stacy it's fugazi ok?
We are working on www.familyofdog.com as we speak
So remember people are jealous of you and want to destroy all of us do not be fooled!
All of you rule!
The Dog Crüe kicks ass!
Blessed are the sick,
J.S.B

Join the Family of Dog Crüe!

Hey Crüe!
How many of you are signed up for email updates? Did you know if you follow the blog and sign up for email updates that it makes you part of The Family of Dog Crüe?
That means that you'll get all the news first and receive special Crüe discounts and offers.
You never know what to expect or when, between that sexy-ass Stacy and Jake; as part of the Crüe you can even get some random free stuff!
Sign up and join The Family of Dog Crüe today.
Blessed are the sick,
J.S.B

Latest Press Release!!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - Connecticut, USA - July 14, 2011

Contact for all Media, Literary & Press Inquiries:

Ms. Stacy Diablo

Family of Dog & The Goat Franchise™ Publicist/Press Agent

E-mail: stacydiablo@familyofdog.com

"Asking Questions And Getting Answers --- The Hard Way!”, The Goat Franchise™ Announces the upcoming release of Book 1, Family of Dog: The Harvest by J.S. Bannerman in the Fall/Winter of 2011!

About “Family of Dog: The Harvest”

Whatever happened to Lucifer and why was he the bad guy? One of the most troubling plagues that mankind has suffered from throughout history is complacency. It is more damaging than polio, more putrid than the Bubonic Plague and more rampant than influenza; and it is getting worse. Our children are indoctrinated into the church of 'don't ask and don’t tell' from the age of two but unlike polio, this plague, this viral complacency is very quickly and easily cured. QUESTIONS! Questions are important; this Orwellian 'ignorance is knowledge' crusade must end. Instead of relying on a television to inform us, we need to get our minds a little dirty and discover what we REALLY need, not what we are told that we need. Some will argue that the times have changed and we have progressed alongside of the technological advancements, but they couldn’t be more wrong. Step aside you pushovers and naysayers; there’s a new Dog in town!

About the Author, J.S. Bannerman

Born and raised in the North-Eastern United States, J.S. Bannerman currently resides in the country, outside of Connecticut with his German Shepard, Victor. The author makes frequent, gas-guzzling trips to Oklahoma City where he is adding the finishing touches to the “Family of Dog: The Harvest” manuscript. Rumoured to have a Canadian mistress, J.S. Bannerman is an avid collector of Nazi memorabilia, porn and naked, female-fan photos; when he’s not driving, writing or taking his dog for a walk, he’s usually sleeping. The author plans to write each book in the FOD series, in a different American City or Town; with the throw of a dart, he just might be sitting and writing in a bar near you. For the most up-to-date information on the “Family of Dog” Series, the Short Stories and all things J.S. Bannerman, please visit the “Family of Dog” blog at: http://familyofdog.blogspot.com/.

About The Goat Franchise™

The Goat Franchise™ is made up of a small group of intelligent, free-thinking individuals who ask a lot of questions and don’t take no for an answer. The Goat Franchise™ stands for freedom of thought and it promotes and supports all creative works by J.S. Bannerman.

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Twitter quote of the day

@JakeBannerman "yipes! May have bad dreams tonight... Don't read much horror b/c life scares me enough, but dang, you're good at it! :)"

The Pitchfork Diaries

Ok so I hate this part because if you know me at all you know I do NOT like the business end of this. That being said however, I want to deliver the best of everything to YOU and that's why we sell stories, gear, etc. so I can put everything back into the books!
All of the short stories we are selling well and they will be released in volumes called The Pitchfork Diaries later on this year. Each story is limited to 666 copies outside of the volumes and they will eventually sell-out; the only way you can have them before Pitchfork comes out is to grab them now.
I hope you do not think I am lame because I really really want all of this for YOU!
So that one dollar story goes right back into your pocket!
We are going to make history because you know the mass public is against us, right?
Let's do this together and thanks for standing by me you are THE CRÜE!
Blessed are the sick,
J.S.B

Macabre Mondays! And more!

So the short stories are doing so great; Scarecrow and Maggot are both are receiving stellar reviews and I believe that we have more review copies out so more reviews are coming!
My next short story, coming Monday, is called "Under the last Domino". I am excited for you to read it is nontraditional horror and new ground for me so I'm excited to hear your opinions!
I also wanted to let you know we are very, very close to getting all of the legalities finished for the release of "Family of Dog: The Harvest"! I am absolutely dying to unleash The Harvest!
More news coming soon and new short stories each Monday!
Please feel free to drop me an email anytime at jake@familyofdog.com
All of you rawk my world!
Blessed are the Sick,
J.S.B

Google plus!

Hey Crüe,
Well first twitter which we are approaching 1000 followers on Thank You!
We have decided Facebook sucks so we ditched our Facebook
But we are now BIG fans of Google + you can find me there Jakebannerman@gmail.com
I am trying to talk Stacy into getting her fine ass on there as well so Google me baby!
Thanks for buying Scarecrow and Path!
Talk very soon!
Blessed are the sick,
J.S.B

5 inch needles !!!!

So for those of you who do not know, your favorite horror writer suffers from mega migraine headaches. I visited the hospital yesterday and received a new drug for headaches; they injected it into my shoulder joints with big big long needles!
I feel great today and I am going to start work on my newest short story tonight. It is called "Under the last Domino". Imagine your last breath in the hands of not only your sworn enemy, but an entire race of your enemies!
Thanks so much for all of your support don't forget to pick a short story or two; we have them for sale for just $1 each!
Blessed are the sick,
J.S.B

He's done it again...

That's right! Our favorite author and the other love of my life (don't ask) has written another creep-the-shit-out-of-you short story --- To Walk the Path of Maggots.

Every Monday you'll have the opportunity to get your new, Limited Edition short story, straight from the mind of J.S. Bannerman.

Ohhh, as an afterthought, I suppose that I should officially introduce myself. Hi there, my name is Stacy Diablo (jesus, I feel like I'm in Kindergarten again...) and I am the go-to gal/publicist for the super-sexy and ever-so-talented J.S. Bannerman. You may have noticed some changes around here recently and it's all thanks to me...well most of it. lol :-)

Keep your eyes peeled for a new short story every week and a few sneak-peek teasers from Family of Dog: The Harvest by J.S. Bannerman.

Stay Sexy,
Stacy D.

Scarecrow and news

Hey Crüe,
Sales of my short story The Scarecrow's Lament are going well!
Thank you if you have already picked your copy up and if not, what are you waiting for?!
It looks like we are going to be releasing a new short story once a week on Monday's. Each will be for-sale in the same formats as Scarecrow; signed/unsigned/personalized/script paper signed, etc. Also, as we build a library of stories we will be releasing package deals and special editions! All building up of course to the first volume of The Pitchfork Diaries!
Don't take your eye off of the release of the first book in The Family of Dog series; Family of Dog: The Harvest, which will be coming out the Fall/Winter of 2011.
Trust me when I say that the short stories are just the tip of the iceberg; this book series will blow your head completely off!
Tell everyone just $1 gets you amazing and new, beyond the boundaries horror each week!
You all kick mega butt!

Super elastic devil plastic,
J.S.B

The Scarecrow's Lament

Listen up Crüe,
Last night I whipped up an insane tale that I guarantee pushes the boundaries
And I want to offer it up to help pay for some amazing ideas I have for the upcoming book release and my hot as hell agent Stacy is expensive lol
So check it out everyone can get a copy for $1.00 that's crazy cheap!
It's all waiting on you! Search Jake Bannerman on PayPal and do it the easy way!
I'm excited to see how much we can raise to kick The Family of Dog:The Harvest off in style!
And I will see if I can get Stacy to send out a couple pics of her boobs lolol

Mega Devil thanks!

Mega devil thanks to EvilEpisodes!! Check this out!

Evil Episodes

I received an anonymous email with this link. Cool as hell! Thanks to Evil Episodes, Check this out!

Head Evil Gal Stacy Diablo!

stacydiablo@familyofdog.com

This is the email address you need for ALL things Family of dog!, Interviews reviews whatever you need Stacy is who to talk to! And might i add she is an incredible red head from Dublin ok?!?!?!?
SUPER ELASTIC DEVIL PLASTIC,
J.S.B

Family of Dog Gear!

Looks like we are going to have the first batch of Family of Dog shirts very very soon!
$20 for general public
$15 for followers on the blog
Email me if you want to preorder
Jakebannerman@gmail.com

First chapter of The Family of Dog : The Harvest free!

Foreword

un-der-dog:  1. a competitor thought to have little chance of winning a fight or contest
                     2. a person who has little status in society

I know the underdog; we all know him.

One of the most troubling plagues mankind has suffered throughout history is complacency.  It is more damaging than polio, more putrid than Bubonic Plague and more rampant than influenza.  And it is getting worse.  Our children are indoctrinated into the church of 'don't ask' from age two.  Unlike polio, plague and the flu, the complacency virus is very easily cured.  QUESTIONS!  Questions are important!  This Orwellian 'ignorance is knowledge' campaign must end.  Instead of relying on a television to inform you what you want to eat, drink, wear, sell your soul to- get your mind a little dirty and discover what YOU need, not what they tell you need.  Oh, but times are different now that we have technology you say?  WRONG.  The present era we live in is no different than two millennia ago. Time may change but people never do.

Now, that being said, this story is a work of fiction.  I dreamed an idea and the idea turned into a question; what happened to Lucifer?  There is no one involved with this story that believes any of the events contained herein are true.  Those closest to me know my love for controversy as well as my love for the simple what if?  I am not a Christian, though I was raised in the church.  I am in no way attempting to change anyone's mind concerning faith, chance, kismet or whatever else title by which a person defines themselves.  I hope you enjoy the story.  I hope you think, ponder and most of all, QUESTION!



CHAPTER 1

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Mastema, mastema, mastema.  He chanted the word over and over like a mantra in his head.  Remember the word, mastema.  A smile of pure joy lit his face as he opened his eyes.  He was seated cross-legged- Indian style they used to call it before the 'Indians' turned into Native Americans and opened all the casinos- on a plush, woven white rug.  He was completely naked; he never wore clothes when he was praying.  After all, if God sees all at any time a few thin layers of synthetic cloth would be useless to hide anything.  And he liked the way people reacted when he told them of praying naked, how calming it is to approach Lord God hiding nothing in your heart or about your body.  They looked shocked for just an instant before the simplicity of it dawned on them.  "That makes perfect sense! And why didn't I ever think of that?" were the two phrases he heard the most in response to his naked devotions.  Those simple statements sum up exactly what it is that separates the successful celebrity and your common rube.  The successful ones just found a simple, effect way of doing something, a way to twist the norm towards new and exciting, not to mention enticing.  If there was one thing he was good at, it was enticing.  He stood up from his rug, stretched his arms above his head while standing on his tip-toes, warming his body up after being seated so still.  He finished his stretch and headed toward the bathroom to prepare for his evening.  This was the evening he had worked his entire life for and he planned on it being perfect.  After his quick shower he faced up to the mirror to shave.  He could hear the dull roar of many voices speaking at once seeping underneath the sliding glass door that led to the balcony of his hotel.  An impish grin popped up underneath the layer of cream.  He had checked in under a false name but somehow it leaked who was staying where.  His legions of followers were crying for the support of the oracle, the messenger and prophet that he was. He felt himself getting hard just thinking about his own fame.

An artist for the masses, they had called him; voted one of the greatest performers of all time.  Nobody could withstand the appeal of his work.  Rich, poor, devoutly pious, shamelessly sexual, they all flocked to him.  They slobbered, cried, and adored each and every little thing he did.  The demand from the public concerning his faith was blindly sated with his potent praise for God the Father.  His showmanship was unmatched, sleight of hand unequalled by any who came before.  He had originally come from France; he maintained a mild accent that coupled with his remarkable good looks gave him an awesome power.  The women were drawn to the riches he flaunted so eagerly, the men came to be near the sexuality that rolled off his body like sweat.  He preached that the beauty and softness of a woman's body was the most explicit proof of God's amazing works.  Even as he ran his tongue in circles around the pink candy hardness of the model’s nipples, as she sighed and groaned and while his hand worked between her thighs he preached to the love and glory of the great I Am.

Please leave a message.

Things are about to kick into overdrive here at The Family of Dog HQ.
Lots of interviews the final edit the final artwork and soon the launch!
So if you do not hear or see me I am busy trying to male this amazing with the help of my agents and editors who btw are everything!
Keep hour eyes open contact Eli if you need anything her email is on the press release she is busy as well but we promise to get back to you!
Until then,
J

Thanks to Snakebite Horror!!!

Thanks Snakebite Horror! Check this out.

Interview with FEARdex.com horror ezine!

•What was your inspiration behind Family of Dog?

First and foremost thank you very much for the interview it is appreciated and I hope it brings readers insight on the book and series.

I honestly cannot say there was an inspiration as much as years of built up frustration that finally exploded and needed to be put on paper. My father, who the book is dedicated to, taught me to question everything even, if you have been told the answer. We all know the answer is not the same for everyone so use your head question anything, everything and then question your research until you find your best answer.

 This has gotten me into a ton of controversy in my life and I love it!

The name of the series, Family of Dog, is actually a lyric from a song noting DOG is GOD backwards.

•When you chose to write this book, did you base it off of any personal belief system, or was it based on what you knew of Christianity?

This is a very good question and also very important. I cannot tell you how important this piece of information is for anyone who reads The Family of Dog series.

These books are fiction. I do not claim or believe any of the events in the book actually happened and I have already been flooded with theological minded individuals about how the story is not factually sound nor is it plausible due to time lines. And the book is not even out; there are only pieces of the book available.

Now, having said that, let me outline my view on things. I am NOT a Satanist!

Though some might call me that, I abhor religion though I embrace faith.

I advocate questioning organized religion, but do it with education and meaning. Chaos without cause is empty.

Dying your hair green to look cool at school is one thing, but when it is against the rules it has an entirely different meaning. I am breaking the rules. I am the enemy of organization in the minds of people.

As far as my knowledge of Christianity, try me. I believe in the adage "Know thy enemy".

So in short, yes. And I am against any organized system of belief.

•Who is your favorite author, and did their writing style influence the way you wrote the book?

It’s hard to say. Ann Rice, maybe? Clive Barker’s “The Books of Blood” are monumental.

Stephen King; a lot of his work actually takes me home. I am from New Jersey and he is from Boston. I believe just the way he writes makes me feel like I am back east eating a Dolly Madison or a tasty cake on the beach; silly but it’s true.

As far as influence, I think I have come up with something never before done.

There really was nothing to draw influence from. It all came from a dream I had and it was like this seed that just grew and grew and turned into this massive story line. I can watch the entire movie in my head!

I will say that the original version of the book, the first draft, is much, much more shocking than the final product. I have a wonderful group of people around me softening my blows. My publicist is fantastic. She will just say "Jake......seriously" lol and I know every time she is right on the money.

My editor is fantastic and should get a co-author title but she does not want one

I call her up and say, “Listen I need a crown of thorns put on Ronald McDonald". Then I get 15 emails asking the history of McDonalds, where do large thorns grow, etc. She pushes me and then she takes my twisted work and makes it beautiful. It’s an art taking a bloody chunk of meat and turning it into a rose, but she does it.

 I am actually considering releasing the original unedited draft as a limited deal on Halloween. 666 copies only.

•What are the underlying themes of Family of Dog?  Are there any lessons that you are trying to teach in this book?

Yes and no. I am not a preacher or a teacher, I am just a normal guy with non-linear thinking who wants to share this story because I believe it is a brand new type of writing.

This is going to be the big shocker: This book is not about Satan or God in all actuality it is about the greed of mankind. Seriously, it is something we all can believe in today’s world. People are greedy and mankind’s greed has caused ALL of the world’s greatest atrocities. The Holocaust, 9/11, Jim Jones, Jeffery Dahmer, Charles Manson… I mean this could go on for days. Man is the problem, not Satan.

And that’s where the focal point of the book comes from. In the beginning you learn about the deal God and Satan have, the BIG secret. When the humans sue Satan all pacts are off. BUCKLE UP! It’s a roller coaster of insanity.

•Who is your favorite character in the Family of Dog book, and why?

Melatron, without a question!!! Melatron is an angel that was cast out of heaven with Lucifer. He then fought with Lucifer and pledged his soul back to God.

And since the voice of God will destroy humans (it’s in the bible!) God sends Melatron to speak for him at the trial and Satan punishes him. It’s amazing.

The description of Melatron and the way he communicates is just incredible. Every time I read it I kinda say to myself, "Dude that’s not bad!"

•The idea of people suing the devil because the outcome was less than what they wanted is the key plot in your story. This is an interesting story point that not many people really thought of before. How did you come up with this particular story angle?

It was a dream about a bunch of women, I such as Kim Kardashian or those despicable ladies on Jersey Shore or Kate Goslin who thinks she is special because she has 8 children. You know what’s special is a mother of 8 in the Bronx raising her children working 3 jobs that is special!! But we will never see THAT on television because reality is just too much for people to deal with, that is why they dive into crap like Jersey Shore… OK now I am ranting.

The dream had all of these ladies sitting on the hoods of their Ferraris in front of their mansions, showing off their 9 carrot diamond rings, wearing $4,000 dollar shoes and saying to each other, "This just is not enough".

That is how it all started...Who is the world’s biggest scapegoat?

Satan

•What sort of research did you do when writing your book?

Ah, well my editor and I did research on Finland. I chose Finland because Helsinki is actually designed and built according to the design of the seven layers of Hell in Dante's Inferno.

Also we had to research Finnish law and proceedings.

A little research on ritual magic, but overall not too much

And I learned how to live on 2 hours of sleep..... lol

•What were the biggest challenges that you faced when writing your story?

The biggest challenge was condensing the movie in my head into a book that was not ten thousand pages long. Originally the 18 people suing the devil were all going to be in the first book, but with a genius suggestion I decided to do

6 people in the first book (The Harvest) 6 people in the second book (Return to Sender) and 6 in the third book (The Reich).

So 666...... ohhhhh scary huh?

I also think that sex is an important element in my books, not so much in The Harvest but it picks up steam in the second book Return to Sender.

Sex is a driving force of not only evil, but in competition. Think of it like this, do you cook the same dinner for your brother as you do for the hot redhead you want to fill out like an application?

•What got you interested in writing about this type of genre, in particular, religion?

It touches a big nerve, religion, because it is what we have all been taught!

I just want someone to admit that if we all took our children only to McDonalds and if they ate anywhere else they would suffer an eternity of fire, McDonalds would be the size of the pentagon.

It’s indoctrination and it should be questioned. I don’t know about you, but I will take some sushi and lamb chops over a damn Big Mac any day any time!

Lastly, a few things my press agent gets all of the emails before I do and I LOVE that she is my right hand! But do not hesitate to contact me. I will answer all emails do every interview. Just ask my Facebook and Twitter friends, I will call you personally.

It is also important to say I am going to be giving a portion of the proceeds to Project Boobies (www.projectboobies.com). I want to give back everything I can.

Thanks for all of the fans over at The Family of Dog Blog  http://familyofdog.blogspot.com

Find me on twitter @jakebannerman and search Jake Bannerman on Facebook.

Once again, thanks! I hope everyone enjoys the book and if someone happens to want to be involved just shoot my press agent an email: e_prov@yahoo.com.

On the Non stop to Nowhere!
Jake B

From the office of The Family of Dog press agent

Press Release

Coming Dec 25th Via The Goat Franchise Publishing

Family of Dog: The Harvest
Contact Information
Alys Bonde – Publicist
Alysbonde@gmail.com

For the past two millennia humans have been taught that Jesus Christ took the form of man, sacrificing himself to save mankind from its sins.  Consequently, man believes he can willingly trade his soul to Lucifer in exchange for his ultimate desires.  In his groundbreaking first novel, Family of Dog: The Harvest, Jake Bannerman takes the colloquial dogma of Christianity on an extraordinary journey.  This genre-bending thriller is guaranteed to leave an imprint upon the reader. Family of Dog: The Harvest is the first novel in what promises to be a staggering series.
The Harvest paints a picture of mankind in a dark, twisted and painfully realistic way. When 18 people who sold their souls to the Devil decide that they’re not happy with the outcome, they put our beloved justice system to the test. In the “Trial to End All Trials”, these 18 people call Satan to court and sue him for breach of contract. Can they win?
For more information on the book, or to set up an interview with Jake Bannerman, please contact Alys Bonde at Alysbonde@gmail.com
Feel free to follow Jake Bannerman on Twitter/Facebook/Linkedin/Goodreads/Tumblr
And make sure and pick up His latest release The Pitchfork Diaries at Amazon.com OR Smashwords.com or Barnes and Nobles .com

So amazing thank you all!

I have met some extraordinary people in the past week who will be announced soon as part of the family of dog staff! You know who you are and I cannot say thank you enough I am so demanding and impatient putting up with me I assure you with hard work and dedication will be worth it!
Let's get the word out and start growing the FOD Kult!!

Busy weekend thanks to all!

Well I found out that even though nobody ever leaves a comment a lot if you are watching!
I sent out over 700 free chapters this weekend that's fuckin awesome!
Sorry I have been missing kulta I still love you sugar :)
I am about to crash out but I wanted to give a small report on the second book in the series "Return to Sender" I am already on chapter 13! This one is going to be much longer than The Harvest and promises to mindfuck you nonstop!
Hope everyone had a good weekend and make sure and follow us on Facebook search Jake Bannerman
On the nonstop to nowhere,
J Bannerman

KING CNUT

WE HERE AT THE GOAT FRANCHISE THE HOME OF THE FAMILY OF DOG STUDIOS ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE WE ARE WORKING ON DETAILS WITH THE UK'S MOST KICK ASS MERCH COMPANIES KING CNUT!
KING CNUT WILL BE THE OFFICIAL MERCH DEALER FOR FAMILY OF DOG SHIRTS AND WILL BE THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN GET THEM DESIGNS ARE IN THE WORKS
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR A LINK AND MEANWHILE LOOK THEM UP ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTER!
AND GET READY FOR SOME KILLER FAMILY OF DOG KULT SHIRTS INCLUDING THE "FUCK YOUR GOD HAVE A NICE DAY" SHIRT AND THE "SCARE THE HELL INTO YOU" LINE!
THANKS TO DAVE AT KING CNUT!
J

That's what she said!!

its a GREAT holy fuck! soooooo much subtext in the previous comment, my apologies. seriously, its not often that i am captured completely and instantly by the imagery evoked by someones writing and i am a voracious reader.
This is one of the many responses I received to those who emailed for a chapter of the book!
I will post more reviews and comments soon!
J

Interview with the Devil!

"16 Sins-The Dark Chambers Interview"

Hi,I'm Trixy Laurin here for 16 Sins-The Dark Chambers Fanzine,and today we're talking with Jake Bannerman,author of the yet to be released controversial book,"FAMILY OF DOG:THE HARVEST" due out in bookstores this fall,and we threw a few random questions to him and got some answers....


TL- So how did the idea of your book"Family of Dog:The Harvest" come out?

JB- It came from a dream about how greedy mankind is I thought what if someone had sold their soul to Satan and sued him for it back?! It kinda snowballed from there into a huge game of what if? And having a Satanic outlook I of course took it way over the top. Let me explain clearly I am NOT a Satanist they have preachers and leaders that is against everything I believe I worship NOTHING any organized "religion" is failure in my eyes.
The Satanic church here in Oklahoma does not support me at all because I questioned their authority they act as if I'm the real enemy,give me a break!


TL- Where do you see the book leading to?

JB- Well in the intro to the book I encourage everyone to question everything ! I want to be the ultimate devils advocate(per say,no pun intended) I hope it leads to a revolution of thought! of course,I hope this will be successful and lead to opening doors for my other projects. I also hope so much it gives people the courage to stand up and say I don't have to believe anything I'm told!


TL- Tell me about the controversy that your book is getting so far...

JB- It's amazing! I have received disapproval from the Christian church the Satanic church and I have had several "friends" who have stopped talking to me completely.My family and friends have questioned my writing but I assured them that this is my writing and its there for people to question themselves and their faith.


TL- What or Who are your influences in books,music,films?

JB- I am an avid reader of anything music it could be a book about Aretha Franklins periods I would read it ! Of course Steven King, Ann Rice, Clive Barker ya know the usual suspects.One my favorite movies ever is American Beauty,I loved the ending,that's the type of shock that's needed in real horror.
Music is Huge to me and I love anything that takes me somewhere I don't label music if it takes me somewhere I'm in I love darkthrone but I also love dashboard confessional if it moves me I'm in! I welcome all kinds of music for my book.



TL- With this being the first of a multi-book series,will there be more controversy?

JB- If you read my Blog Http://familyofdog.blogspot.com ,you'll see that this is not for the shy and retiring soul,it's full on,"hit you between the eyes,make you get on your knees and pray" type of writing that only the truly daring reader will take on and buckle in,it's going to be quite the ride.Let's just say there's gonna be a few real eye opening  and jaw dropping moments.



TL- What can we expect from the other books in the series?

JB- A ton of jaw dropping  things the 18th person in the lawsuit who and how the worlds biggest secrets are tied to the war against mankind the third book the goes on an exploration of the indoctrination of children into churches.There will be so much controversy,you won't want to put the book down,I have so much going on in the next books that you the reader,will want to take the journey with me til the very end! I know you will be very intrigued with each book as they come out.



TL- In simple explanation,describe your book (without giving away too much)

JB- The Harvest is about 18 people who sue Satan and Satan sues god in the process imagine Satan on earth being sued! It lays the groundwork for the first 3 books the insanity does not stop it will take you to places you feared to go,and it will even make you question whats right and wrong!



TL- It's been rumored that this might go into film,is that a possibility?

JB- Absolutely I would love that!I'm encouraging any enterprising directors to take on this challenge of bringing my books to film,it would be great to see it happen,we shall see...




TL- I also heard you were looking for musicians for a soundtrack?Anybody take you on for it yet?

JB- This is a great example of how dangerous this project is! I really wanted to do as many never had been done before things as possible like the YouTube trailers as puzzle prices not just a trailer but several trailers all with a different life of their own , so one of the ideas was let's get bands to read a chapter of the book and write a song based on that chapter 30 chapters 30 bands all genres all styles it would have been groundbreaking!There were many inquiries by various bands,but because my book is so controversial,the fear took over,I still encourage any bands to take on this project.Again,this isn't for the weak of heart,it's a "balls to the wall" book/ potential film,and I could use the very best or those who dare and not fear the controversy.


TL- What other projects do you have in the works?

JB- The 7 books and I really want to put together a staff of people I want a street team a publicist an art team I want an army. I hope to actually incorporate(what I call) The Goat Franchise.We will be eventually doing the audio book versions of my books,it's going to be wicked!
I'm currently gathering staff(all inquiries email me for details/requirements) to help me further the development of this project and make into a solid team of professionals that will run things like clockwork towards success of the books and beyond-join me if you dare.... :)


TL- Here's your chance to speak to the fans,what would you like to say?

JB- If I could speak to you all in person,I would say,"question everything,especially religion,dare to tear apart the the stories and seek the truth,dare to stand up against the normal and not just be a reader".Don't be afraid to take the bull by the horns,take it all head on....
Thank all of you so much - get ready for a wild ride!

The book is scheduled for fall of 2011 on night publishing but until then we have autographed pages of the book audio CDs and t shirts and all kinds of great merchandise!
Please go to:
Http://familyofdog.blogspot.com
Follow on twitter @Jakebannerman
And find us on Facebook using the same name and email me anytime at familyofdog666@gmail.com
I answer all mail ALL mail!
Thanks!
Til next we meet,
Jake B

Many thanks to Jake Bannerman and his staff for giving us this interview,we wish him success on his book,check him out as soon as possible,Thank you readers! Trixy Laurin ♥♥♥

RETURN TO SENDER COVER

HEY ARTIST THINK YOU CAN DO SOMETHING WITH THIS TO MAKE IT BETTER? GOOD!
BECOME THE FAMILY OF DOG RETURN TO SENDER ARTIST!
EMAIL IF INTERESTED FAMILYOFDOG666@GMAIL.COM

Welcome to the Facebook cult!

Make sure and leave your name and your name where you are from and your Facebook and twitter links! Thanks for joining the cult!!!
Spread the word of the new face of horror!
Theological Horror!
In the shadow of the horns,
J

Big boobs and beliefs!

So I ran across this burlesque performer here on Oklahoma city
I thought now this is perfect maybe we can help each other out 2 Oklahoma artist well she is more of an art tits and well low and behold she did not want to get involved because of her beliefs ! Perfect perfect perfect family of dog example right there folks I have beliefs as long as they suit me I'll show my tits to make a living but support you in any way omg no!
Well it's ok harlot you are just another bitch in the family of dog!
J

Original manuscripts

Just wanted everyone to know we are doing everything to make this a more awesome gig for you the reader we have decided that before the book is even published we will be offering the original word document on a disc including all of the YouTube trailers and a spoken intro to the book hand numbered and autographed limited to 666 copies for $20
We are taking pre orders via email these will be shipped out on Halloween!
Send an email labeled preorder to
Familyofdog666@gmail.com

Join the cult!!!

Follow the Family of Dog on Facebook @Jakebannerman
And the same on twitter @Jakebannerman
Find us on friendfeed blogspot wordpress google blog
And follow be part of the growing cult!

War on Christianity

Let me make this ubandantly clear:
I get a ton of email from Christians and they follow me on twitter and Facebook
I am NOT your friend this book and the entire series is intended to be a war against YOU
Your failed God is the focal point of The Family of Dog
Dog is God backwards fools keep praying for your god to save you and leave me alone
You are nothing but a thorn in my side but I beg you to protest idiots keep drawing attention
Now here is 3 nails go hang out please
J

Return to sender begins

Just a flash for you Family of Dog cult members out there!
Now is the time for promotion of this book please tell all of your friends and Facebook and twitter connections about this book it is in the final stages of editing and should be out in ebook form soon!
I am currently about 6 chapters into the second book of the series Family of Dog : Return to sender and it promises to blow your mind as much if not more than The Harvest!
So Crüe do me a huge favor let's spread the word!

Kicked out of church!

We decided to pass out flyers to promote The Family of Dog: The Harvest at a places we knew would appreciate the info churches of course we got escorted out of one and another called 911 on us. You think it was the huge baphomet or the declaration "fools your god is dead " ?

Set Koran on fire!

We at the family of dog studios apologize for not getting the 4th trailer up on time as promised we have encountered some legal issues as the trailer includes the setting fire to bibles and korans we will have the video up ASAP !
Until then keep those emails coming!
Familyofdog666@gmail.com

New review 2

I am speachless/turned on/informed-you can fucking write-I could feel and smell the forest the sex,and his final words were perfectly perfect(speachless)

New review 1

I cant even describe it-its evil and morbid written eloquently-a mix i've never felt as i read in such a sensory manner

Family of Dog scares the Hell INTO you!

New YouTube trailer for Family of Dog this Sat at midnight! The Family of Dog trailers on YouTube have broken new ground in the book industry being hailed as reminiscent of rob zombie film will have a new installment this Sat at midnight check out the first 3 trailers by searching Family of Dog trailer on YouTube and prepare to get the hell scared INTO you!

Random free floating hatred

I hate camo jacked up trucks Harley davidson motorcycles
Deerhead stickers church billboards people who wear I love new york shirts who have never been to new York anything Boston fake macaroons non alcoholic beer
The diet options at fast food resturaunts
Sugar free syrup are you fucking kidding me?
Girls showing their tits with a cross around Thierry necks
Billionaire sports figures thanking Jesus while they nail prostitutes and shoot people
People who act another race fuckin pick one please!

THE BLOOD OF LILITH

THAT TOOK HER INSIDES APART A CONCUBINE SENT FROM GOD HOW WONDERFUL HIS WINGS SPREAD OUT AS HE STOOD AND STORE HER DOWN DID YOU HONESTLY THINK YOU HAD ME FOOLED YOU WHORE?

YOU WERE THE FIRST SCARLET LETTER YOU WERE ONE OF GODS BIGEST MISTAKES A CARRIER OF DISEASE A GRAND DECLORATION OF ABORTED MORAL YOU ARE THE ORIGIONAL CANCER
HER BODY SHOOK WITH INTENSITY FALLING TO THE FLOOR HER BACK ARCHING SCREAMING AS BLOOD RAN OUT FROM BETWEEN HER POISON LEGS  ONTO THE FLOOR OF THE COURTROOM SHE CONVULSED AS THE LIGHTS STOPPED SPINNING FROM AROUND MELATRON AS HE DOVE TO THE FLOOR HIS HEAD SLAMMING INTO HER VAGINA CARNIVEROUS FOR THE BLOOD LAPPING IT AS FAST AS IT COULD FLOW HER TERROR MOANS TURNED TO ORGASMIC DELIGHT AS HER EYES ROLLED BACK IN HER HEAD AND SHE LOOKED AT THE JUDGE AND SAID GOD IS A BLOODY CUNT TASTE MY NECTAR.... SATAN LAUGHED GLEEFULLY GODS MESANGER HAS EVEN FALLEN EVOKED TO THE SCENT OF SIN AND LUST FOR THIS CUNTING WHORE

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Am I evil ?

I'm starting to think people are actualy scared to be associated with me and this book
The people over at night publishing won't even talk to me darkcitymedia same thing the people who are helping me can't find en they are not talking?!?!
Am I really that bad?
Must be doing something right....
600 on twitter and over 1000 blogspot views
Wow....

CHRIST RAPES EVE

I am beginning to wonder if I have pushed the envelope to far
It seems that not only are people not talking to me but telling others not to talk to me
Did I go to far over the limits with my writing?
Does the chapter where Christ brutally rapes eve in the garden really offend?
Or is it the older sister frying her stillborn sister in the electric chair?
Or the schoolgirl who drives a stake through a priest balls and drinks his blood ?
Is this really all to shocking?
Best part is this is the fun stuff in the book wait it actually gets gory!
What say you?

Not for children or faint hearted

I want to state this here publicly
The Family of Dog series is intended to upset you
Create controversy and build rage
It's not a romance novel nor sparkling vampire rubbish
This is a gory horror story filled with murder rape necrophilia
And does not hold back!
So pretty lipstick horror fans check out at the exits!
You want horror REAL horror twisted in a format many are scared to even think of?
Welcome to the cult!
Can I get an amen?!!!!

Mega Effin thanxxxx

Thanks so much to the cult Crüe I have met done amazing people so far on this journey
Sixx Ron Becky and jenni you are all amazing!
I need more of you! This is not about money at all
This is about being a part of this book this team this family= cult
I want all of you to say "I am a part of the Cult"
All of us will be known and those who dedicate themselves will continue with me and we have 7 books in the works!
Thank you all and join in
Keep the fire burning!
In the shadow of the horns,
Jake Bannerman

Nite publishing

Yes nite publishing will be handling the Family of Dog :The Harvest!
We are very excited!

Family of Dog Cult Sale!

Come get your Family of Dog Cult GEAR we are selling T-shirts, Long-sleeved shirts, and Hoodies!
 JUST CLICK THIS LINK http://www.cafepress.com/familyofdogcultshop

Tshirts! Fly your colors!

We over at the 16 sin studios are working on tshirt designs
We will let you know when they are ready and how you can get one!
We are going to take over the world!!!

whats in a name?

Make me vomit show the world my sins nail me to the wall and imprint 666 on my chest none of it changes the fact that my clientele are suing you and that in the testimony of those to the judge at hand you owe them!
Satan “ how many thorns were in Christ head how many children died inside the walls of sodom and Gomorrah how many lives have been taken in the name of the christchild you honestly think I have anything to do with the horrors you experienced? The name is important sir because Jehovah is who should be here and look who he sent a vomiting frail feeble fallen angel look at him” Satan screamed “ look at the dumpsters full of dead children outside abortion clinics smell the regurgitated dead of the death camps at Auschwitz taste the virgin blood of the children ripped of virginity inside the church, yes boy the name is very important”
are you saying that you are not responsible?

HARLOT NEW EXCERPT

AS HE PULLED A RIGOR MORTIS ROTTED HEAD FROM THE BOX THE HEADSTONE SHOWED HIS WIFES NAME HE LIE THE HEAD ON THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF HIS FEET AND HE SAID SHE IS RISEN SO SHE COULD SEE ALL OF YOU SO SHE COULD SEE SHE WAS RIGHT I BROUGHT HER HERE TONIGHT TOBEHOLD THE LORD SO I CAN WATCH HER TELL HIM SHE ABORTED OUR MARRIAGE VOWS AND ACCEPTED THE SEED OF ANOTHER MAN WHILE WE WERE IN HOLY MATRIMONY INFRONT OF THE WORLD WHEN HE COMES DOWN TONIGHT I WILL BE HERE TO WITNESS THE CONFESSION MYSELF THE CROWD WAS IN ABSOLUTE SHOCK HE HELD THE DECAPATATION UP AS THE CAMERA CLOSED IN ON HER HEAD HE TOOK A BLACK MARKER OUT OF HIS SIDE POCKET AND WROTE IN A BOLD FONT ON HER FORHEAD HARLOT THEN HE KISSED HER DEAD ROTTEN LIPS AND PUT HER HEAD BACK ON THE FLOOR.

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Join The Family Cult! You have to be a follower on the blog if you are not you will be denied!
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FAMILY OF DOG:THE HARVEST الحمقى إلهكم ميت: The Devils music!

FAMILY OF DOG:THE HARVEST الحمقى إلهكم ميت: The Devils music!: "You in a band? Know someone in a band? Want to help put together the soundtrack for The Family of Dog? If your band is interested email me..."

The Devils music!

You in a band? Know someone in a band?
Want to help put together the soundtrack for The Family of Dog?
If your band is interested email me jakebannerman@gmail.com
If you manage a band run a music zine are involved in music promotion
Email me! All genres accepted!
This will be an amazing shot at worldwide exposure and the first of it's kind soundtrack!
Each band will do a song representing each chapter!
Let's get it on!!!

Were published baby!

That's right a publisher with the balls to break the norm has stepped up and is going go publish the Family of Dog books! Thanks so much to my connection and I hope everyone joins the Family cult!
Jake B

The story if the six

Those inquiring about the book I do not plan on giving slot of details though I will tell you there are 18 central people the book is based around and you learn about the first six in the first instalment of The Family of Dog series The Harvest
I have just started chapter 20 of the book which is the story of the sixth person for this book. We are getting closer to the end of the first chapter I want to thank all of you who are reading the blog following on twitter and Facebook and look soon for the next instalment blog Family of Dog : Return to Sender
Jake

Edited and revised press release thank god for editers!

Holy hell, dude, I NAILED this one!!!!!  I fucking ROCK!

For the past two millena humans have been taught that Jesus Christ took the form of man, sacrificing himself to save mankind from its sins.  Consequently, man believes he can willing trade his soul to Lucifer, Satan in exchange for the ultimate desires.  In his groundbreaking first novel, Family of Dog: The Harvest, Jake Bannerman take the colloquial dogma of Christianity on an extraordinary journey.  This genre-bending thriller is guaranteed to leave an imprint upon the reader; Family of Dog: The Harvest is the first novel in what promises to be a staggering series.  

Press Release

For 2000 years we have been raised to believe Jesus died for our sins and that if we sell our souls Satan we can have ultimate wishes
Family of Dog : The Harvest
Tells us both stories are lies! In this murder/theological/ gore suspense
Author Jake Bannerman takes you on a journey of taboo and drama filled with twist and turns nobody had ever dreamed of not even the most terrifying nightmare touches the story of The Family of Dog!

Family of Dog Facebook Cult!

Attention! Join the FOD cult on Facebook !
Search Jake Bannerman and join in on the sickest book series ever!
Spread the word the Cult is growing!

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Banned from twitter

Well I guess twitter has banned family of dog
If you need to contact me do it here or by email
I wonder why they banned us?

NEW EXCERPT

WHY WE WERE TRYING SO HARD TO HAVE FUN BECAUSE WE DID NOT WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT JEREMY SPRADLEY WE AL KNEW HIM HE USED TO BE SITTING RIGHT HERE WITH US

WHY DO YOU THINK HE DID IT?
OH FOR CHRIST SAKE TRACI IF ANYONE KNEW THAT UGHHH
SHUT UP AND DRINK GODDAMNIT!
BUT THEY SAID HE DRANK THEIR BLOOD AND THAT THEY FOUND LITTLE JIMS TESTICLES IN HIS MOTHERS MOUTH,
SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT THE THINGS THEY SAID COULD NOT BE THEY JUST CANNOT BE AS TEARS ROLLED DOWN TRACIS FACE.
THEY DID NOT MAKE THE SHIT UP TRACI HE LIT HIS DAD ON FIRE RIPPED HIS BROTHERS BALLS OFF SHOVED THEM INTO HIS MOTHERS MOUTH WHILE HE RAPED HER AS THE BROTHER WATCHED BLEEDING FROM HIS GUTS DYING AND WHILE HIS DAD BURNED HE PUT THE FUCKING THING ON THER INTERNET TRACI THEY FOUND HIM COVERED IN BLOOD AT THE CHURCH MASTERBATING ON THE STATUE OF MARY FOR CHRIST SAKE TRACI WE ALL THOUGHT WE KNEW HIM ALL OF US BUT NONE OF US DID, YOU THINK YOU FEEL BAD ELIZABETH IS STILL ALVE JESUS HOW FUCKED IS HER LIFE GOING TO BE NOW?

CONVICTION

AS USUAL I HAVE A CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENT:
THINK ABOUT THIS FOR JUST A SECOND IF THE PEOPLE WHO CLAIM TO BE CHRISTIANS HAD THE CONVICTION OSAMA BIN LADEN HAD MAYBE WE WOULD BELIEVE THEM !
THOUGH  I AM GLAD WE GOT HIS ASS BUT HE WENT TO EXTREME MEASURES FOR HIS BELIEFS FUNNY NONE OF OUR CROSS WEARING FRIENDS HAVE THAT IN THEM.
SO CELEBRATE HIS DEATH BUT LOOK AROUND THE BELIEVERS ACTUALLY PALE IN THEIR EFFORTS

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FAMILY OF DOG:THE HARVEST الحمقى إلهكم ميت: Love controversy ? This is the book for you !

FAMILY OF DOG:THE HARVEST الحمقى إلهكم ميت: Love controversy ? This is the book for you !

Love controversy ? This is the book for you !

Family of Dog : The Harvest
Goes where no book has even thought of
Opening with Jesus raping a woman and Satan
And Christ battling in the courtroom
Eventually leading to the untill now
Unknown plot of the murder of Christ
There was no sacrifice! He was murdered!
Utmost horror insane twist and controversy
Be afraid!

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IN THE BEGINNING
CIRCLE OF DEAD CHILDREN
VICTORIA'S SECRET
SIN DEEP
THE VOICE OF GOD

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Jesus Is the most famous zombie

Attention zombie freaks the family of dog is right up your alley I mean who is thenmost famous zombi ever? That's right Jesus did resurrect and walk dead find out how he got murdered in this book! Satanist zobiefreaks gorewhores horror fiends this book has it all for you! Read the excerpts and comment!

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كلب العائلة

       FOR 2000 YEARS WE HAVE BEEN TOLD THE STORIES OF A FALLEN ANGEL WHO DEFIED GOD IN HEAVEN AND FOR 2000 YEARS WE HAVE BEEN LIED TO

THIS NOVEMBER JOIN IN THE HORROR WHEN

A THEOLOGICAL/POLTERGEIST FILLED WITH HORRIFIC SCENES NOT TOUCHED BEFORE

THIS TIME THE STORY GETS TOLD

18 INDIVIDUALS DECIDE TO TAKE THE DEVIL TO COURT AND WE FIND OUT WHAT REALLY HAPPENED

THIS STORY WILL ENRAGE YOU HORRIFY YOU AND LEAVE YOU WANTING MORE.

RAPE, RESSURECTION, MURDER, EXTREME VIOLENCE AND THE STORIES OF THE 18 WILL LEAVE EVEN THE MOST JADED AT ODDS END

DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?

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SATAN SPEAKS LISTEN....

As he approached the gilded wooden door of the courtroom a man in a cassock worn inside out broke through the security line declaring, "Hail Satan!".  Satan paused and slowly lowering his gaze as if appraising a racing horse, locked eyes with the man.  The man faltered in balance but could not break the bond seemingly formed between the two of them, he could not move at all.  The images began pouring into Satans mind, the lovely young girl, barely begun in the evolution from child to woman.  The greed in the eyes of the father as he forced the girl to disrobe, the agony in her eyes as her father placed her on the wooden cross in the basement.  The screams, the pleas as the nails were driven into her wrists, her ankles.  The man began to tremble, drool sliding down his weak chin.  Terror filled his heart as Satan leaned ever so slightly toward him.  His mouth moved not, yet the man clearly heard the voice of Satan, "You fool.  Never advertise your weakness as a strength.  No agnostic delimma will be cured by pledging your allegiance for me."  As the hot piss began seeping through the cassock and pooling on the floor Satan broke his gaze and gave his attention to the door waiting to be opened.  The man collapsed on the floor as Satan threw open the courtroom door.  

NEW EXCERPT

> The darkness was complete, pure in a way Victoria could have never imagined.  She felt herself fill with the darkness, with the venom of rage.  The moon was the thinnest cresent slash of white cutting the raven velvet of night sky.  Her burden was heavy of heart but light in her arms.  The barn door creaked lightly as she pushed it open.  The soft glow of the lantern she had placed in there earlier tonight had turned the hall of memories into a contrast of jagged shadows.  Victoria placed the figure on the seat of the chair her uncle had so recently purchased.  After she had stripped the gown off and began tightening the leather straps she was reminded of the infant swing that was forever vacant.  The electric chair was much larger than an infant's swing but as long as the chest strap held and the metal cap was on the head it should go as planned.  Faith had remained in her dormant sleep until the cold water was splashed on her body

WHAT I LISTEN TOO WHEN I WRITE

I LISTEN TO A LOT OF MUSIC WHEN I WRITE AND SINCE THIS IS A STRAIGHT FROM THE AUTHOR BLOG I SHOULD SHARE RIGHT?
LATELY I HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO
VOLBEAT-GUITARS GANGSTERS AND CADALAC BLOOD
GHOST-OPUS EPONYMOUS
LACRIMOSA-INFERNO
SUM 41-SCREAM BLOODY MURDER