I have met some extraordinary people in the past week who will be announced soon as part of the family of dog staff! You know who you are and I cannot say thank you enough I am so demanding and impatient putting up with me I assure you with hard work and dedication will be worth it!
Let's get the word out and start growing the FOD Kult!!
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Monday, May 30, 2011
Busy weekend thanks to all!
Well I found out that even though nobody ever leaves a comment a lot if you are watching!
I sent out over 700 free chapters this weekend that's fuckin awesome!
Sorry I have been missing kulta I still love you sugar :)
I am about to crash out but I wanted to give a small report on the second book in the series "Return to Sender" I am already on chapter 13! This one is going to be much longer than The Harvest and promises to mindfuck you nonstop!
Hope everyone had a good weekend and make sure and follow us on Facebook search Jake Bannerman
On the nonstop to nowhere,
J Bannerman
I sent out over 700 free chapters this weekend that's fuckin awesome!
Sorry I have been missing kulta I still love you sugar :)
I am about to crash out but I wanted to give a small report on the second book in the series "Return to Sender" I am already on chapter 13! This one is going to be much longer than The Harvest and promises to mindfuck you nonstop!
Hope everyone had a good weekend and make sure and follow us on Facebook search Jake Bannerman
On the nonstop to nowhere,
J Bannerman
KING CNUT
WE HERE AT THE GOAT FRANCHISE THE HOME OF THE FAMILY OF DOG STUDIOS ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE WE ARE WORKING ON DETAILS WITH THE UK'S MOST KICK ASS MERCH COMPANIES KING CNUT!
KING CNUT WILL BE THE OFFICIAL MERCH DEALER FOR FAMILY OF DOG SHIRTS AND WILL BE THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN GET THEM DESIGNS ARE IN THE WORKS
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR A LINK AND MEANWHILE LOOK THEM UP ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTER!
AND GET READY FOR SOME KILLER FAMILY OF DOG KULT SHIRTS INCLUDING THE "FUCK YOUR GOD HAVE A NICE DAY" SHIRT AND THE "SCARE THE HELL INTO YOU" LINE!
THANKS TO DAVE AT KING CNUT!
J
KING CNUT WILL BE THE OFFICIAL MERCH DEALER FOR FAMILY OF DOG SHIRTS AND WILL BE THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN GET THEM DESIGNS ARE IN THE WORKS
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR A LINK AND MEANWHILE LOOK THEM UP ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTER!
AND GET READY FOR SOME KILLER FAMILY OF DOG KULT SHIRTS INCLUDING THE "FUCK YOUR GOD HAVE A NICE DAY" SHIRT AND THE "SCARE THE HELL INTO YOU" LINE!
THANKS TO DAVE AT KING CNUT!
J
Sunday, May 29, 2011
That's what she said!!
its a GREAT holy fuck! soooooo much subtext in the previous comment, my apologies. seriously, its not often that i am captured completely and instantly by the imagery evoked by someones writing and i am a voracious reader.
This is one of the many responses I received to those who emailed for a chapter of the book!
I will post more reviews and comments soon!
J
This is one of the many responses I received to those who emailed for a chapter of the book!
I will post more reviews and comments soon!
J
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Interview with the Devil!
"16 Sins-The Dark Chambers Interview"
Hi,I'm Trixy Laurin here for 16 Sins-The Dark Chambers Fanzine,and today we're talking with Jake Bannerman,author of the yet to be released controversial book,"FAMILY OF DOG:THE HARVEST" due out in bookstores this fall,and we threw a few random questions to him and got some answers....
TL- So how did the idea of your book"Family of Dog:The Harvest" come out?
JB- It came from a dream about how greedy mankind is I thought what if someone had sold their soul to Satan and sued him for it back?! It kinda snowballed from there into a huge game of what if? And having a Satanic outlook I of course took it way over the top. Let me explain clearly I am NOT a Satanist they have preachers and leaders that is against everything I believe I worship NOTHING any organized "religion" is failure in my eyes.
The Satanic church here in Oklahoma does not support me at all because I questioned their authority they act as if I'm the real enemy,give me a break!
TL- Where do you see the book leading to?
JB- Well in the intro to the book I encourage everyone to question everything ! I want to be the ultimate devils advocate(per say,no pun intended) I hope it leads to a revolution of thought! of course,I hope this will be successful and lead to opening doors for my other projects. I also hope so much it gives people the courage to stand up and say I don't have to believe anything I'm told!
TL- Tell me about the controversy that your book is getting so far...
JB- It's amazing! I have received disapproval from the Christian church the Satanic church and I have had several "friends" who have stopped talking to me completely.My family and friends have questioned my writing but I assured them that this is my writing and its there for people to question themselves and their faith.
TL- What or Who are your influences in books,music,films?
JB- I am an avid reader of anything music it could be a book about Aretha Franklins periods I would read it ! Of course Steven King, Ann Rice, Clive Barker ya know the usual suspects.One my favorite movies ever is American Beauty,I loved the ending,that's the type of shock that's needed in real horror.
Music is Huge to me and I love anything that takes me somewhere I don't label music if it takes me somewhere I'm in I love darkthrone but I also love dashboard confessional if it moves me I'm in! I welcome all kinds of music for my book.
TL- With this being the first of a multi-book series,will there be more controversy?
JB- If you read my Blog Http://familyofdog.blogspot.com ,you'll see that this is not for the shy and retiring soul,it's full on,"hit you between the eyes,make you get on your knees and pray" type of writing that only the truly daring reader will take on and buckle in,it's going to be quite the ride.Let's just say there's gonna be a few real eye opening and jaw dropping moments.
TL- What can we expect from the other books in the series?
JB- A ton of jaw dropping things the 18th person in the lawsuit who and how the worlds biggest secrets are tied to the war against mankind the third book the goes on an exploration of the indoctrination of children into churches.There will be so much controversy,you won't want to put the book down,I have so much going on in the next books that you the reader,will want to take the journey with me til the very end! I know you will be very intrigued with each book as they come out.
TL- In simple explanation,describe your book (without giving away too much)
JB- The Harvest is about 18 people who sue Satan and Satan sues god in the process imagine Satan on earth being sued! It lays the groundwork for the first 3 books the insanity does not stop it will take you to places you feared to go,and it will even make you question whats right and wrong!
TL- It's been rumored that this might go into film,is that a possibility?
JB- Absolutely I would love that!I'm encouraging any enterprising directors to take on this challenge of bringing my books to film,it would be great to see it happen,we shall see...
TL- I also heard you were looking for musicians for a soundtrack?Anybody take you on for it yet?
JB- This is a great example of how dangerous this project is! I really wanted to do as many never had been done before things as possible like the YouTube trailers as puzzle prices not just a trailer but several trailers all with a different life of their own , so one of the ideas was let's get bands to read a chapter of the book and write a song based on that chapter 30 chapters 30 bands all genres all styles it would have been groundbreaking!There were many inquiries by various bands,but because my book is so controversial,the fear took over,I still encourage any bands to take on this project.Again,this isn't for the weak of heart,it's a "balls to the wall" book/ potential film,and I could use the very best or those who dare and not fear the controversy.
TL- What other projects do you have in the works?
JB- The 7 books and I really want to put together a staff of people I want a street team a publicist an art team I want an army. I hope to actually incorporate(what I call) The Goat Franchise.We will be eventually doing the audio book versions of my books,it's going to be wicked!
I'm currently gathering staff(all inquiries email me for details/requirements) to help me further the development of this project and make into a solid team of professionals that will run things like clockwork towards success of the books and beyond-join me if you dare.... :)
TL- Here's your chance to speak to the fans,what would you like to say?
JB- If I could speak to you all in person,I would say,"question everything,especially religion,dare to tear apart the the stories and seek the truth,dare to stand up against the normal and not just be a reader".Don't be afraid to take the bull by the horns,take it all head on....
Thank all of you so much - get ready for a wild ride!
The book is scheduled for fall of 2011 on night publishing but until then we have autographed pages of the book audio CDs and t shirts and all kinds of great merchandise!
Please go to:
Http://familyofdog.blogspot.com
Follow on twitter @Jakebannerman
And find us on Facebook using the same name and email me anytime at familyofdog666@gmail.com
I answer all mail ALL mail!
Thanks!
Til next we meet,
Jake B
Many thanks to Jake Bannerman and his staff for giving us this interview,we wish him success on his book,check him out as soon as possible,Thank you readers! Trixy Laurin ♥♥♥
Hi,I'm Trixy Laurin here for 16 Sins-The Dark Chambers Fanzine,and today we're talking with Jake Bannerman,author of the yet to be released controversial book,"FAMILY OF DOG:THE HARVEST" due out in bookstores this fall,and we threw a few random questions to him and got some answers....
TL- So how did the idea of your book"Family of Dog:The Harvest" come out?
JB- It came from a dream about how greedy mankind is I thought what if someone had sold their soul to Satan and sued him for it back?! It kinda snowballed from there into a huge game of what if? And having a Satanic outlook I of course took it way over the top. Let me explain clearly I am NOT a Satanist they have preachers and leaders that is against everything I believe I worship NOTHING any organized "religion" is failure in my eyes.
The Satanic church here in Oklahoma does not support me at all because I questioned their authority they act as if I'm the real enemy,give me a break!
TL- Where do you see the book leading to?
JB- Well in the intro to the book I encourage everyone to question everything ! I want to be the ultimate devils advocate(per say,no pun intended) I hope it leads to a revolution of thought! of course,I hope this will be successful and lead to opening doors for my other projects. I also hope so much it gives people the courage to stand up and say I don't have to believe anything I'm told!
TL- Tell me about the controversy that your book is getting so far...
JB- It's amazing! I have received disapproval from the Christian church the Satanic church and I have had several "friends" who have stopped talking to me completely.My family and friends have questioned my writing but I assured them that this is my writing and its there for people to question themselves and their faith.
TL- What or Who are your influences in books,music,films?
JB- I am an avid reader of anything music it could be a book about Aretha Franklins periods I would read it ! Of course Steven King, Ann Rice, Clive Barker ya know the usual suspects.One my favorite movies ever is American Beauty,I loved the ending,that's the type of shock that's needed in real horror.
Music is Huge to me and I love anything that takes me somewhere I don't label music if it takes me somewhere I'm in I love darkthrone but I also love dashboard confessional if it moves me I'm in! I welcome all kinds of music for my book.
TL- With this being the first of a multi-book series,will there be more controversy?
JB- If you read my Blog Http://familyofdog.blogspot.com ,you'll see that this is not for the shy and retiring soul,it's full on,"hit you between the eyes,make you get on your knees and pray" type of writing that only the truly daring reader will take on and buckle in,it's going to be quite the ride.Let's just say there's gonna be a few real eye opening and jaw dropping moments.
TL- What can we expect from the other books in the series?
JB- A ton of jaw dropping things the 18th person in the lawsuit who and how the worlds biggest secrets are tied to the war against mankind the third book the goes on an exploration of the indoctrination of children into churches.There will be so much controversy,you won't want to put the book down,I have so much going on in the next books that you the reader,will want to take the journey with me til the very end! I know you will be very intrigued with each book as they come out.
TL- In simple explanation,describe your book (without giving away too much)
JB- The Harvest is about 18 people who sue Satan and Satan sues god in the process imagine Satan on earth being sued! It lays the groundwork for the first 3 books the insanity does not stop it will take you to places you feared to go,and it will even make you question whats right and wrong!
TL- It's been rumored that this might go into film,is that a possibility?
JB- Absolutely I would love that!I'm encouraging any enterprising directors to take on this challenge of bringing my books to film,it would be great to see it happen,we shall see...
TL- I also heard you were looking for musicians for a soundtrack?Anybody take you on for it yet?
JB- This is a great example of how dangerous this project is! I really wanted to do as many never had been done before things as possible like the YouTube trailers as puzzle prices not just a trailer but several trailers all with a different life of their own , so one of the ideas was let's get bands to read a chapter of the book and write a song based on that chapter 30 chapters 30 bands all genres all styles it would have been groundbreaking!There were many inquiries by various bands,but because my book is so controversial,the fear took over,I still encourage any bands to take on this project.Again,this isn't for the weak of heart,it's a "balls to the wall" book/ potential film,and I could use the very best or those who dare and not fear the controversy.
TL- What other projects do you have in the works?
JB- The 7 books and I really want to put together a staff of people I want a street team a publicist an art team I want an army. I hope to actually incorporate(what I call) The Goat Franchise.We will be eventually doing the audio book versions of my books,it's going to be wicked!
I'm currently gathering staff(all inquiries email me for details/requirements) to help me further the development of this project and make into a solid team of professionals that will run things like clockwork towards success of the books and beyond-join me if you dare.... :)
TL- Here's your chance to speak to the fans,what would you like to say?
JB- If I could speak to you all in person,I would say,"question everything,especially religion,dare to tear apart the the stories and seek the truth,dare to stand up against the normal and not just be a reader".Don't be afraid to take the bull by the horns,take it all head on....
Thank all of you so much - get ready for a wild ride!
The book is scheduled for fall of 2011 on night publishing but until then we have autographed pages of the book audio CDs and t shirts and all kinds of great merchandise!
Please go to:
Http://familyofdog.blogspot.com
Follow on twitter @Jakebannerman
And find us on Facebook using the same name and email me anytime at familyofdog666@gmail.com
I answer all mail ALL mail!
Thanks!
Til next we meet,
Jake B
Many thanks to Jake Bannerman and his staff for giving us this interview,we wish him success on his book,check him out as soon as possible,Thank you readers! Trixy Laurin ♥♥♥
Sunday, May 22, 2011
RETURN TO SENDER COVER
HEY ARTIST THINK YOU CAN DO SOMETHING WITH THIS TO MAKE IT BETTER? GOOD!
BECOME THE FAMILY OF DOG RETURN TO SENDER ARTIST!
EMAIL IF INTERESTED FAMILYOFDOG666@GMAIL.COM
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Welcome to the Facebook cult!
Make sure and leave your name and your name where you are from and your Facebook and twitter links! Thanks for joining the cult!!!
Spread the word of the new face of horror!
Theological Horror!
In the shadow of the horns,
J
Spread the word of the new face of horror!
Theological Horror!
In the shadow of the horns,
J
Friday, May 20, 2011
Big boobs and beliefs!
So I ran across this burlesque performer here on Oklahoma city
I thought now this is perfect maybe we can help each other out 2 Oklahoma artist well she is more of an art tits and well low and behold she did not want to get involved because of her beliefs ! Perfect perfect perfect family of dog example right there folks I have beliefs as long as they suit me I'll show my tits to make a living but support you in any way omg no!
Well it's ok harlot you are just another bitch in the family of dog!
J
I thought now this is perfect maybe we can help each other out 2 Oklahoma artist well she is more of an art tits and well low and behold she did not want to get involved because of her beliefs ! Perfect perfect perfect family of dog example right there folks I have beliefs as long as they suit me I'll show my tits to make a living but support you in any way omg no!
Well it's ok harlot you are just another bitch in the family of dog!
J
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Original manuscripts
Just wanted everyone to know we are doing everything to make this a more awesome gig for you the reader we have decided that before the book is even published we will be offering the original word document on a disc including all of the YouTube trailers and a spoken intro to the book hand numbered and autographed limited to 666 copies for $20
We are taking pre orders via email these will be shipped out on Halloween!
Send an email labeled preorder to
Familyofdog666@gmail.com
We are taking pre orders via email these will be shipped out on Halloween!
Send an email labeled preorder to
Familyofdog666@gmail.com
Join the cult!!!
Follow the Family of Dog on Facebook @Jakebannerman
And the same on twitter @Jakebannerman
Find us on friendfeed blogspot wordpress google blog
And follow be part of the growing cult!
And the same on twitter @Jakebannerman
Find us on friendfeed blogspot wordpress google blog
And follow be part of the growing cult!
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
War on Christianity
Let me make this ubandantly clear:
I get a ton of email from Christians and they follow me on twitter and Facebook
I am NOT your friend this book and the entire series is intended to be a war against YOU
Your failed God is the focal point of The Family of Dog
Dog is God backwards fools keep praying for your god to save you and leave me alone
You are nothing but a thorn in my side but I beg you to protest idiots keep drawing attention
Now here is 3 nails go hang out please
J
I get a ton of email from Christians and they follow me on twitter and Facebook
I am NOT your friend this book and the entire series is intended to be a war against YOU
Your failed God is the focal point of The Family of Dog
Dog is God backwards fools keep praying for your god to save you and leave me alone
You are nothing but a thorn in my side but I beg you to protest idiots keep drawing attention
Now here is 3 nails go hang out please
J
Return to sender begins
Just a flash for you Family of Dog cult members out there!
Now is the time for promotion of this book please tell all of your friends and Facebook and twitter connections about this book it is in the final stages of editing and should be out in ebook form soon!
I am currently about 6 chapters into the second book of the series Family of Dog : Return to sender and it promises to blow your mind as much if not more than The Harvest!
So Crüe do me a huge favor let's spread the word!
Now is the time for promotion of this book please tell all of your friends and Facebook and twitter connections about this book it is in the final stages of editing and should be out in ebook form soon!
I am currently about 6 chapters into the second book of the series Family of Dog : Return to sender and it promises to blow your mind as much if not more than The Harvest!
So Crüe do me a huge favor let's spread the word!
Monday, May 16, 2011
Kicked out of church!
We decided to pass out flyers to promote The Family of Dog: The Harvest at a places we knew would appreciate the info churches of course we got escorted out of one and another called 911 on us. You think it was the huge baphomet or the declaration "fools your god is dead " ?
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Set Koran on fire!
We at the family of dog studios apologize for not getting the 4th trailer up on time as promised we have encountered some legal issues as the trailer includes the setting fire to bibles and korans we will have the video up ASAP !
Until then keep those emails coming!
Familyofdog666@gmail.com
Until then keep those emails coming!
Familyofdog666@gmail.com
Friday, May 13, 2011
New review 2
I am speachless/turned on/informed-you can fucking write-I could feel and smell the forest the sex,and his final words were perfectly perfect(speachless)
New review 1
I cant even describe it-its evil and morbid written eloquently-a mix i've never felt as i read in such a sensory manner
Family of Dog scares the Hell INTO you!
New YouTube trailer for Family of Dog this Sat at midnight! The Family of Dog trailers on YouTube have broken new ground in the book industry being hailed as reminiscent of rob zombie film will have a new installment this Sat at midnight check out the first 3 trailers by searching Family of Dog trailer on YouTube and prepare to get the hell scared INTO you!
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Random free floating hatred
I hate camo jacked up trucks Harley davidson motorcycles
Deerhead stickers church billboards people who wear I love new york shirts who have never been to new York anything Boston fake macaroons non alcoholic beer
The diet options at fast food resturaunts
Sugar free syrup are you fucking kidding me?
Girls showing their tits with a cross around Thierry necks
Billionaire sports figures thanking Jesus while they nail prostitutes and shoot people
People who act another race fuckin pick one please!
Deerhead stickers church billboards people who wear I love new york shirts who have never been to new York anything Boston fake macaroons non alcoholic beer
The diet options at fast food resturaunts
Sugar free syrup are you fucking kidding me?
Girls showing their tits with a cross around Thierry necks
Billionaire sports figures thanking Jesus while they nail prostitutes and shoot people
People who act another race fuckin pick one please!
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
THE BLOOD OF LILITH
THAT TOOK HER INSIDES APART A CONCUBINE SENT FROM GOD HOW WONDERFUL HIS WINGS SPREAD OUT AS HE STOOD AND STORE HER DOWN DID YOU HONESTLY THINK YOU HAD ME FOOLED YOU WHORE?
YOU WERE THE FIRST SCARLET LETTER YOU WERE ONE OF GODS BIGEST MISTAKES A CARRIER OF DISEASE A GRAND DECLORATION OF ABORTED MORAL YOU ARE THE ORIGIONAL CANCER HER BODY SHOOK WITH INTENSITY FALLING TO THE FLOOR HER BACK ARCHING SCREAMING AS BLOOD RAN OUT FROM BETWEEN HER POISON LEGS ONTO THE FLOOR OF THE COURTROOM SHE CONVULSED AS THE LIGHTS STOPPED SPINNING FROM AROUND MELATRON AS HE DOVE TO THE FLOOR HIS HEAD SLAMMING INTO HER VAGINA CARNIVEROUS FOR THE BLOOD LAPPING IT AS FAST AS IT COULD FLOW HER TERROR MOANS TURNED TO ORGASMIC DELIGHT AS HER EYES ROLLED BACK IN HER HEAD AND SHE LOOKED AT THE JUDGE AND SAID GOD IS A BLOODY CUNT TASTE MY NECTAR.... SATAN LAUGHED GLEEFULLY GODS MESANGER HAS EVEN FALLEN EVOKED TO THE SCENT OF SIN AND LUST FOR THIS CUNTING WHORE
Exclusive !!!!
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Join the google group! I will be sending out all new excerpts tonight!
Exclusive to the google group only !
Join the google group! I will be sending out all new excerpts tonight!
Exclusive to the google group only !
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