SO WHATS UP? HMMM...... BEEN AWHILE EH?
SO WHAT IS GOING ON IN HE WORLD OF THE ILLUSIVE MR. BANNERMAN? WELL I AM SITTING IN THE USUAL HUDSONS WITH A COMPUTER WORKING ON A BOOK, BUT WAIT YOU SAY, ITS BEEN MONTHS! OK YES I HAVE BEEN OUT OF THE LOOP FOR A BIT LETS JUST SAY LIFE HAS BEEN HAPPENING. I RELEASED PITCHFORK 2 THEN UNRELEASED IT AND SO IT SITS WAITING FOR RELEASE. LET ME TELL YOU IT IS AN UGLY BOOK! AND BY UGLY I MEAN UGLY LIKE PITCHFORK ONE HOLDS NO CANDLE TO THE HORROR I UNLEASH ON YOU. SO WHY DID I UNRELEASE IT? IT HAS A FORMAT ERROR AND AS YOU KNOW I WORK WITHOUT A NET AND AT THIS TIME I DO NOT HAVE ANYONE TO FORMAT IT AND TO BE HONEST I WAS A BIT UNDERWHELMED BY THE LACK OF INTEREST, I MEAN DO YOU REMEMBER THE REVIEWS FOR PITCHFORK? THE LEGENDARY BOOK TOUR WHERE I SET THE BOOK WORLD ON FIRE? I HAD TO THINK THE WAIT FOR PITCH 2 WAS A LONG LINE OF RABID EXTREME HORROR FANS AND WELL THE LINE JUST WAS NOT THERE. SO WHAT DOES AN AUHOR DO WITH A BOOK IT SEEMS NOBODY CARES TO READ?WELL THE ANSWER IS STILL WAITING IN THE AIR, DO I ASK YOU TO EMAIL ME AND WHEN I GET ENOUGH EMAAILS I WILL RELEASE IT?
MAYBE.....
DO I HOLD ONTO THE BOOK AND RELEASE IT AFTER MY NEXT BOOK (WHICH IS GOING TO BE A COLLABORATION WITH ROBERT RUMNEY OF DARK POETRY)
MAYBE....
WHAT DO YOU THINK? WHAT DOES A BOY DO?
ITS READY ITS UGLY AND IT WANTS TO BE IN YOUR HANDS ON YOUR KINDLE IPHONE IN YOUR HEAD LIKE A COPULATING MAGGOT ON ACID..... HAVE YOU SEEN IT? DO YOU WANT IT? HEY GUESS WHAT IM WAITING WITH BAITED BREATH....