SABBATH SUNDAY!/QUESTION AND ANSWERS SUNDAY NIGHTS!

HEY CRUE!
SUNDAY IS THE SABBATH HERE AT THE GOAT FRANCHISE AND WELL WE LIKE TO KEEP THINGS HOLY AROUND HERE! AS YOU KNOW LOLOL
SO EACH SUNDAY EVERY SHORT STORY ON THE BLOG IS BUY ONE GET ONE FREE!
A MEASLY DOLLAR GET YOU 2 EXTREME HORROR/EROTICA/SATANIC SHORT STORIES!
HAVE YOU SEEN THE REVIEWS?!?!?!?
PEOPLE ARE CALLING THE WRITING STEVEN KING MEETS ROB ZOMBI
I HAVE A REVIEW IN MY EMAIL FROM SOMEONE STATING THE STORIES MADE THEM CRY IN TERROR!
NO NAMES WILL BE MENTIONED BUT SOME PEOPLE HAVE ACTUALLY REMOVED US FROM TWITTER AND ASKED NEVER TO BE CONTACTED AGAIN BECAUSE THE CONTENT OF THE STORIES IS TO EXTREME!
ONE DOLLAR NOT ONLY SHOWS YOU SUPPORT THE GOAT FRANCHISE BUT ALSO SHOWS YOU SUPPORT THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND STAND BEHIND ME AS I SAY WHAT NO OTHER AUTHOR HAS BEEN BRAVE ENOUGH TO SAY!
THAT IS WHAT MAKES YOU THE FOD CRUE! WE ARE NOT AFRAID.
ALSO ON SUNDAY NIGHTS EVERY WEEK I WILL HOLD A TWITTER PRESS CONFERENCE FOR ALL WHO WANT TO JOIN IN AT 8:30 PM CENTRAL TIME I WILL BE ON TWITTER ANSWERING ANY AND ALL QUESTIONS YOU HAVE ABOUT THE FAMILY OF DOG/THE PITCHFORK DIARIES/THE GOAT FRANCHISE!
YOU NEVER KNOW STACY AND BAILEY AND POSSIBLY HOT SHIT KATE MY BE THERE THOUGH SHE WILL PROBABLY BE IN BED LOLOL BUT JOIN IN IN ON TWITTER @JAKEBANNERMAN
SO BE A PART OF THE FOD CRUE BUY A SHORT STORY FOR A BUCK AND STICK YOUR MIDDLE FINGER UP TO THE WORLD!
SEX SATAN SACRIFICE!
J