FROM THE EDITOR OF FAMILY OF DOG

 Legion 27, plaintiff
> VS.                                                         CASE NUMBER:  25645150502
> Lucifer, AKA Satan, defendent
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> IN BRIEF:  Legion 27, hereafter referred to as Plaintiffs, seek fullfillment of contract or sum equal to agreed payment, due to breach of contract based on documentation, hereafter to be referred to as Exhibit A, of non-descript sums not reach by Plaintiffs fullfillment of contractual obligation.  Plaintiffs herein requesting the court to deem null and void any and all contracts held in posession of Lucifer, AKA Satan, hereafter referred to as Defendant, barring complete and total payment of non-descript sums.
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> In layman's terms, this group of individuals who had each knowingly entered into a contract with Lucifer are unhappy with the results of their contracts.  And that, ladies and gentlemen, makes this the first lawsuit filed against that which is immortal and some consider a deity.