I have met some extraordinary people in the past week who will be announced soon as part of the family of dog staff! You know who you are and I cannot say thank you enough I am so demanding and impatient putting up with me I assure you with hard work and dedication will be worth it!
Let's get the word out and start growing the FOD Kult!!
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Monday, May 30, 2011
Busy weekend thanks to all!
Well I found out that even though nobody ever leaves a comment a lot if you are watching!
I sent out over 700 free chapters this weekend that's fuckin awesome!
Sorry I have been missing kulta I still love you sugar :)
I am about to crash out but I wanted to give a small report on the second book in the series "Return to Sender" I am already on chapter 13! This one is going to be much longer than The Harvest and promises to mindfuck you nonstop!
Hope everyone had a good weekend and make sure and follow us on Facebook search Jake Bannerman
On the nonstop to nowhere,
J Bannerman
I sent out over 700 free chapters this weekend that's fuckin awesome!
Sorry I have been missing kulta I still love you sugar :)
I am about to crash out but I wanted to give a small report on the second book in the series "Return to Sender" I am already on chapter 13! This one is going to be much longer than The Harvest and promises to mindfuck you nonstop!
Hope everyone had a good weekend and make sure and follow us on Facebook search Jake Bannerman
On the nonstop to nowhere,
J Bannerman
KING CNUT
WE HERE AT THE GOAT FRANCHISE THE HOME OF THE FAMILY OF DOG STUDIOS ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE WE ARE WORKING ON DETAILS WITH THE UK'S MOST KICK ASS MERCH COMPANIES KING CNUT!
KING CNUT WILL BE THE OFFICIAL MERCH DEALER FOR FAMILY OF DOG SHIRTS AND WILL BE THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN GET THEM DESIGNS ARE IN THE WORKS
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR A LINK AND MEANWHILE LOOK THEM UP ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTER!
AND GET READY FOR SOME KILLER FAMILY OF DOG KULT SHIRTS INCLUDING THE "FUCK YOUR GOD HAVE A NICE DAY" SHIRT AND THE "SCARE THE HELL INTO YOU" LINE!
THANKS TO DAVE AT KING CNUT!
J
KING CNUT WILL BE THE OFFICIAL MERCH DEALER FOR FAMILY OF DOG SHIRTS AND WILL BE THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN GET THEM DESIGNS ARE IN THE WORKS
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR A LINK AND MEANWHILE LOOK THEM UP ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTER!
AND GET READY FOR SOME KILLER FAMILY OF DOG KULT SHIRTS INCLUDING THE "FUCK YOUR GOD HAVE A NICE DAY" SHIRT AND THE "SCARE THE HELL INTO YOU" LINE!
THANKS TO DAVE AT KING CNUT!
J
Sunday, May 29, 2011
That's what she said!!
its a GREAT holy fuck! soooooo much subtext in the previous comment, my apologies. seriously, its not often that i am captured completely and instantly by the imagery evoked by someones writing and i am a voracious reader.
This is one of the many responses I received to those who emailed for a chapter of the book!
I will post more reviews and comments soon!
J
This is one of the many responses I received to those who emailed for a chapter of the book!
I will post more reviews and comments soon!
J
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Interview with the Devil!
"16 Sins-The Dark Chambers Interview"
Hi,I'm Trixy Laurin here for 16 Sins-The Dark Chambers Fanzine,and today we're talking with Jake Bannerman,author of the yet to be released controversial book,"FAMILY OF DOG:THE HARVEST" due out in bookstores this fall,and we threw a few random questions to him and got some answers....
TL- So how did the idea of your book"Family of Dog:The Harvest" come out?
JB- It came from a dream about how greedy mankind is I thought what if someone had sold their soul to Satan and sued him for it back?! It kinda snowballed from there into a huge game of what if? And having a Satanic outlook I of course took it way over the top. Let me explain clearly I am NOT a Satanist they have preachers and leaders that is against everything I believe I worship NOTHING any organized "religion" is failure in my eyes.
The Satanic church here in Oklahoma does not support me at all because I questioned their authority they act as if I'm the real enemy,give me a break!
TL- Where do you see the book leading to?
JB- Well in the intro to the book I encourage everyone to question everything ! I want to be the ultimate devils advocate(per say,no pun intended) I hope it leads to a revolution of thought! of course,I hope this will be successful and lead to opening doors for my other projects. I also hope so much it gives people the courage to stand up and say I don't have to believe anything I'm told!
TL- Tell me about the controversy that your book is getting so far...
JB- It's amazing! I have received disapproval from the Christian church the Satanic church and I have had several "friends" who have stopped talking to me completely.My family and friends have questioned my writing but I assured them that this is my writing and its there for people to question themselves and their faith.
TL- What or Who are your influences in books,music,films?
JB- I am an avid reader of anything music it could be a book about Aretha Franklins periods I would read it ! Of course Steven King, Ann Rice, Clive Barker ya know the usual suspects.One my favorite movies ever is American Beauty,I loved the ending,that's the type of shock that's needed in real horror.
Music is Huge to me and I love anything that takes me somewhere I don't label music if it takes me somewhere I'm in I love darkthrone but I also love dashboard confessional if it moves me I'm in! I welcome all kinds of music for my book.
TL- With this being the first of a multi-book series,will there be more controversy?
JB- If you read my Blog Http://familyofdog.blogspot.com ,you'll see that this is not for the shy and retiring soul,it's full on,"hit you between the eyes,make you get on your knees and pray" type of writing that only the truly daring reader will take on and buckle in,it's going to be quite the ride.Let's just say there's gonna be a few real eye opening and jaw dropping moments.
TL- What can we expect from the other books in the series?
JB- A ton of jaw dropping things the 18th person in the lawsuit who and how the worlds biggest secrets are tied to the war against mankind the third book the goes on an exploration of the indoctrination of children into churches.There will be so much controversy,you won't want to put the book down,I have so much going on in the next books that you the reader,will want to take the journey with me til the very end! I know you will be very intrigued with each book as they come out.
TL- In simple explanation,describe your book (without giving away too much)
JB- The Harvest is about 18 people who sue Satan and Satan sues god in the process imagine Satan on earth being sued! It lays the groundwork for the first 3 books the insanity does not stop it will take you to places you feared to go,and it will even make you question whats right and wrong!
TL- It's been rumored that this might go into film,is that a possibility?
JB- Absolutely I would love that!I'm encouraging any enterprising directors to take on this challenge of bringing my books to film,it would be great to see it happen,we shall see...
TL- I also heard you were looking for musicians for a soundtrack?Anybody take you on for it yet?
JB- This is a great example of how dangerous this project is! I really wanted to do as many never had been done before things as possible like the YouTube trailers as puzzle prices not just a trailer but several trailers all with a different life of their own , so one of the ideas was let's get bands to read a chapter of the book and write a song based on that chapter 30 chapters 30 bands all genres all styles it would have been groundbreaking!There were many inquiries by various bands,but because my book is so controversial,the fear took over,I still encourage any bands to take on this project.Again,this isn't for the weak of heart,it's a "balls to the wall" book/ potential film,and I could use the very best or those who dare and not fear the controversy.
TL- What other projects do you have in the works?
JB- The 7 books and I really want to put together a staff of people I want a street team a publicist an art team I want an army. I hope to actually incorporate(what I call) The Goat Franchise.We will be eventually doing the audio book versions of my books,it's going to be wicked!
I'm currently gathering staff(all inquiries email me for details/requirements) to help me further the development of this project and make into a solid team of professionals that will run things like clockwork towards success of the books and beyond-join me if you dare.... :)
TL- Here's your chance to speak to the fans,what would you like to say?
JB- If I could speak to you all in person,I would say,"question everything,especially religion,dare to tear apart the the stories and seek the truth,dare to stand up against the normal and not just be a reader".Don't be afraid to take the bull by the horns,take it all head on....
Thank all of you so much - get ready for a wild ride!
The book is scheduled for fall of 2011 on night publishing but until then we have autographed pages of the book audio CDs and t shirts and all kinds of great merchandise!
Please go to:
Http://familyofdog.blogspot.com
Follow on twitter @Jakebannerman
And find us on Facebook using the same name and email me anytime at familyofdog666@gmail.com
I answer all mail ALL mail!
Thanks!
Til next we meet,
Jake B
Many thanks to Jake Bannerman and his staff for giving us this interview,we wish him success on his book,check him out as soon as possible,Thank you readers! Trixy Laurin ♥♥♥
Hi,I'm Trixy Laurin here for 16 Sins-The Dark Chambers Fanzine,and today we're talking with Jake Bannerman,author of the yet to be released controversial book,"FAMILY OF DOG:THE HARVEST" due out in bookstores this fall,and we threw a few random questions to him and got some answers....
TL- So how did the idea of your book"Family of Dog:The Harvest" come out?
JB- It came from a dream about how greedy mankind is I thought what if someone had sold their soul to Satan and sued him for it back?! It kinda snowballed from there into a huge game of what if? And having a Satanic outlook I of course took it way over the top. Let me explain clearly I am NOT a Satanist they have preachers and leaders that is against everything I believe I worship NOTHING any organized "religion" is failure in my eyes.
The Satanic church here in Oklahoma does not support me at all because I questioned their authority they act as if I'm the real enemy,give me a break!
TL- Where do you see the book leading to?
JB- Well in the intro to the book I encourage everyone to question everything ! I want to be the ultimate devils advocate(per say,no pun intended) I hope it leads to a revolution of thought! of course,I hope this will be successful and lead to opening doors for my other projects. I also hope so much it gives people the courage to stand up and say I don't have to believe anything I'm told!
TL- Tell me about the controversy that your book is getting so far...
JB- It's amazing! I have received disapproval from the Christian church the Satanic church and I have had several "friends" who have stopped talking to me completely.My family and friends have questioned my writing but I assured them that this is my writing and its there for people to question themselves and their faith.
TL- What or Who are your influences in books,music,films?
JB- I am an avid reader of anything music it could be a book about Aretha Franklins periods I would read it ! Of course Steven King, Ann Rice, Clive Barker ya know the usual suspects.One my favorite movies ever is American Beauty,I loved the ending,that's the type of shock that's needed in real horror.
Music is Huge to me and I love anything that takes me somewhere I don't label music if it takes me somewhere I'm in I love darkthrone but I also love dashboard confessional if it moves me I'm in! I welcome all kinds of music for my book.
TL- With this being the first of a multi-book series,will there be more controversy?
JB- If you read my Blog Http://familyofdog.blogspot.com ,you'll see that this is not for the shy and retiring soul,it's full on,"hit you between the eyes,make you get on your knees and pray" type of writing that only the truly daring reader will take on and buckle in,it's going to be quite the ride.Let's just say there's gonna be a few real eye opening and jaw dropping moments.
TL- What can we expect from the other books in the series?
JB- A ton of jaw dropping things the 18th person in the lawsuit who and how the worlds biggest secrets are tied to the war against mankind the third book the goes on an exploration of the indoctrination of children into churches.There will be so much controversy,you won't want to put the book down,I have so much going on in the next books that you the reader,will want to take the journey with me til the very end! I know you will be very intrigued with each book as they come out.
TL- In simple explanation,describe your book (without giving away too much)
JB- The Harvest is about 18 people who sue Satan and Satan sues god in the process imagine Satan on earth being sued! It lays the groundwork for the first 3 books the insanity does not stop it will take you to places you feared to go,and it will even make you question whats right and wrong!
TL- It's been rumored that this might go into film,is that a possibility?
JB- Absolutely I would love that!I'm encouraging any enterprising directors to take on this challenge of bringing my books to film,it would be great to see it happen,we shall see...
TL- I also heard you were looking for musicians for a soundtrack?Anybody take you on for it yet?
JB- This is a great example of how dangerous this project is! I really wanted to do as many never had been done before things as possible like the YouTube trailers as puzzle prices not just a trailer but several trailers all with a different life of their own , so one of the ideas was let's get bands to read a chapter of the book and write a song based on that chapter 30 chapters 30 bands all genres all styles it would have been groundbreaking!There were many inquiries by various bands,but because my book is so controversial,the fear took over,I still encourage any bands to take on this project.Again,this isn't for the weak of heart,it's a "balls to the wall" book/ potential film,and I could use the very best or those who dare and not fear the controversy.
TL- What other projects do you have in the works?
JB- The 7 books and I really want to put together a staff of people I want a street team a publicist an art team I want an army. I hope to actually incorporate(what I call) The Goat Franchise.We will be eventually doing the audio book versions of my books,it's going to be wicked!
I'm currently gathering staff(all inquiries email me for details/requirements) to help me further the development of this project and make into a solid team of professionals that will run things like clockwork towards success of the books and beyond-join me if you dare.... :)
TL- Here's your chance to speak to the fans,what would you like to say?
JB- If I could speak to you all in person,I would say,"question everything,especially religion,dare to tear apart the the stories and seek the truth,dare to stand up against the normal and not just be a reader".Don't be afraid to take the bull by the horns,take it all head on....
Thank all of you so much - get ready for a wild ride!
The book is scheduled for fall of 2011 on night publishing but until then we have autographed pages of the book audio CDs and t shirts and all kinds of great merchandise!
Please go to:
Http://familyofdog.blogspot.com
Follow on twitter @Jakebannerman
And find us on Facebook using the same name and email me anytime at familyofdog666@gmail.com
I answer all mail ALL mail!
Thanks!
Til next we meet,
Jake B
Many thanks to Jake Bannerman and his staff for giving us this interview,we wish him success on his book,check him out as soon as possible,Thank you readers! Trixy Laurin ♥♥♥
Sunday, May 22, 2011
RETURN TO SENDER COVER
HEY ARTIST THINK YOU CAN DO SOMETHING WITH THIS TO MAKE IT BETTER? GOOD!
BECOME THE FAMILY OF DOG RETURN TO SENDER ARTIST!
EMAIL IF INTERESTED FAMILYOFDOG666@GMAIL.COM
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Welcome to the Facebook cult!
Make sure and leave your name and your name where you are from and your Facebook and twitter links! Thanks for joining the cult!!!
Spread the word of the new face of horror!
Theological Horror!
In the shadow of the horns,
J
Spread the word of the new face of horror!
Theological Horror!
In the shadow of the horns,
J
Friday, May 20, 2011
Big boobs and beliefs!
So I ran across this burlesque performer here on Oklahoma city
I thought now this is perfect maybe we can help each other out 2 Oklahoma artist well she is more of an art tits and well low and behold she did not want to get involved because of her beliefs ! Perfect perfect perfect family of dog example right there folks I have beliefs as long as they suit me I'll show my tits to make a living but support you in any way omg no!
Well it's ok harlot you are just another bitch in the family of dog!
J
I thought now this is perfect maybe we can help each other out 2 Oklahoma artist well she is more of an art tits and well low and behold she did not want to get involved because of her beliefs ! Perfect perfect perfect family of dog example right there folks I have beliefs as long as they suit me I'll show my tits to make a living but support you in any way omg no!
Well it's ok harlot you are just another bitch in the family of dog!
J
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Original manuscripts
Just wanted everyone to know we are doing everything to make this a more awesome gig for you the reader we have decided that before the book is even published we will be offering the original word document on a disc including all of the YouTube trailers and a spoken intro to the book hand numbered and autographed limited to 666 copies for $20
We are taking pre orders via email these will be shipped out on Halloween!
Send an email labeled preorder to
Familyofdog666@gmail.com
We are taking pre orders via email these will be shipped out on Halloween!
Send an email labeled preorder to
Familyofdog666@gmail.com
Join the cult!!!
Follow the Family of Dog on Facebook @Jakebannerman
And the same on twitter @Jakebannerman
Find us on friendfeed blogspot wordpress google blog
And follow be part of the growing cult!
And the same on twitter @Jakebannerman
Find us on friendfeed blogspot wordpress google blog
And follow be part of the growing cult!
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
War on Christianity
Let me make this ubandantly clear:
I get a ton of email from Christians and they follow me on twitter and Facebook
I am NOT your friend this book and the entire series is intended to be a war against YOU
Your failed God is the focal point of The Family of Dog
Dog is God backwards fools keep praying for your god to save you and leave me alone
You are nothing but a thorn in my side but I beg you to protest idiots keep drawing attention
Now here is 3 nails go hang out please
J
I get a ton of email from Christians and they follow me on twitter and Facebook
I am NOT your friend this book and the entire series is intended to be a war against YOU
Your failed God is the focal point of The Family of Dog
Dog is God backwards fools keep praying for your god to save you and leave me alone
You are nothing but a thorn in my side but I beg you to protest idiots keep drawing attention
Now here is 3 nails go hang out please
J
Return to sender begins
Just a flash for you Family of Dog cult members out there!
Now is the time for promotion of this book please tell all of your friends and Facebook and twitter connections about this book it is in the final stages of editing and should be out in ebook form soon!
I am currently about 6 chapters into the second book of the series Family of Dog : Return to sender and it promises to blow your mind as much if not more than The Harvest!
So Crüe do me a huge favor let's spread the word!
Now is the time for promotion of this book please tell all of your friends and Facebook and twitter connections about this book it is in the final stages of editing and should be out in ebook form soon!
I am currently about 6 chapters into the second book of the series Family of Dog : Return to sender and it promises to blow your mind as much if not more than The Harvest!
So Crüe do me a huge favor let's spread the word!
Monday, May 16, 2011
Kicked out of church!
We decided to pass out flyers to promote The Family of Dog: The Harvest at a places we knew would appreciate the info churches of course we got escorted out of one and another called 911 on us. You think it was the huge baphomet or the declaration "fools your god is dead " ?
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Set Koran on fire!
We at the family of dog studios apologize for not getting the 4th trailer up on time as promised we have encountered some legal issues as the trailer includes the setting fire to bibles and korans we will have the video up ASAP !
Until then keep those emails coming!
Familyofdog666@gmail.com
Until then keep those emails coming!
Familyofdog666@gmail.com
Friday, May 13, 2011
New review 2
I am speachless/turned on/informed-you can fucking write-I could feel and smell the forest the sex,and his final words were perfectly perfect(speachless)
New review 1
I cant even describe it-its evil and morbid written eloquently-a mix i've never felt as i read in such a sensory manner
Family of Dog scares the Hell INTO you!
New YouTube trailer for Family of Dog this Sat at midnight! The Family of Dog trailers on YouTube have broken new ground in the book industry being hailed as reminiscent of rob zombie film will have a new installment this Sat at midnight check out the first 3 trailers by searching Family of Dog trailer on YouTube and prepare to get the hell scared INTO you!
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Random free floating hatred
I hate camo jacked up trucks Harley davidson motorcycles
Deerhead stickers church billboards people who wear I love new york shirts who have never been to new York anything Boston fake macaroons non alcoholic beer
The diet options at fast food resturaunts
Sugar free syrup are you fucking kidding me?
Girls showing their tits with a cross around Thierry necks
Billionaire sports figures thanking Jesus while they nail prostitutes and shoot people
People who act another race fuckin pick one please!
Deerhead stickers church billboards people who wear I love new york shirts who have never been to new York anything Boston fake macaroons non alcoholic beer
The diet options at fast food resturaunts
Sugar free syrup are you fucking kidding me?
Girls showing their tits with a cross around Thierry necks
Billionaire sports figures thanking Jesus while they nail prostitutes and shoot people
People who act another race fuckin pick one please!
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
THE BLOOD OF LILITH
THAT TOOK HER INSIDES APART A CONCUBINE SENT FROM GOD HOW WONDERFUL HIS WINGS SPREAD OUT AS HE STOOD AND STORE HER DOWN DID YOU HONESTLY THINK YOU HAD ME FOOLED YOU WHORE?
YOU WERE THE FIRST SCARLET LETTER YOU WERE ONE OF GODS BIGEST MISTAKES A CARRIER OF DISEASE A GRAND DECLORATION OF ABORTED MORAL YOU ARE THE ORIGIONAL CANCER HER BODY SHOOK WITH INTENSITY FALLING TO THE FLOOR HER BACK ARCHING SCREAMING AS BLOOD RAN OUT FROM BETWEEN HER POISON LEGS ONTO THE FLOOR OF THE COURTROOM SHE CONVULSED AS THE LIGHTS STOPPED SPINNING FROM AROUND MELATRON AS HE DOVE TO THE FLOOR HIS HEAD SLAMMING INTO HER VAGINA CARNIVEROUS FOR THE BLOOD LAPPING IT AS FAST AS IT COULD FLOW HER TERROR MOANS TURNED TO ORGASMIC DELIGHT AS HER EYES ROLLED BACK IN HER HEAD AND SHE LOOKED AT THE JUDGE AND SAID GOD IS A BLOODY CUNT TASTE MY NECTAR.... SATAN LAUGHED GLEEFULLY GODS MESANGER HAS EVEN FALLEN EVOKED TO THE SCENT OF SIN AND LUST FOR THIS CUNTING WHORE
Exclusive !!!!
http://groups.google.com/group/family-of-dog
Join the google group! I will be sending out all new excerpts tonight!
Exclusive to the google group only !
Join the google group! I will be sending out all new excerpts tonight!
Exclusive to the google group only !
Am I evil ?
I'm starting to think people are actualy scared to be associated with me and this book
The people over at night publishing won't even talk to me darkcitymedia same thing the people who are helping me can't find en they are not talking?!?!
Am I really that bad?
Must be doing something right....
600 on twitter and over 1000 blogspot views
Wow....
The people over at night publishing won't even talk to me darkcitymedia same thing the people who are helping me can't find en they are not talking?!?!
Am I really that bad?
Must be doing something right....
600 on twitter and over 1000 blogspot views
Wow....
CHRIST RAPES EVE
I am beginning to wonder if I have pushed the envelope to far
It seems that not only are people not talking to me but telling others not to talk to me
Did I go to far over the limits with my writing?
Does the chapter where Christ brutally rapes eve in the garden really offend?
Or is it the older sister frying her stillborn sister in the electric chair?
Or the schoolgirl who drives a stake through a priest balls and drinks his blood ?
Is this really all to shocking?
Best part is this is the fun stuff in the book wait it actually gets gory!
What say you?
It seems that not only are people not talking to me but telling others not to talk to me
Did I go to far over the limits with my writing?
Does the chapter where Christ brutally rapes eve in the garden really offend?
Or is it the older sister frying her stillborn sister in the electric chair?
Or the schoolgirl who drives a stake through a priest balls and drinks his blood ?
Is this really all to shocking?
Best part is this is the fun stuff in the book wait it actually gets gory!
What say you?
Monday, May 9, 2011
Not for children or faint hearted
I want to state this here publicly
The Family of Dog series is intended to upset you
Create controversy and build rage
It's not a romance novel nor sparkling vampire rubbish
This is a gory horror story filled with murder rape necrophilia
And does not hold back!
So pretty lipstick horror fans check out at the exits!
You want horror REAL horror twisted in a format many are scared to even think of?
Welcome to the cult!
Can I get an amen?!!!!
The Family of Dog series is intended to upset you
Create controversy and build rage
It's not a romance novel nor sparkling vampire rubbish
This is a gory horror story filled with murder rape necrophilia
And does not hold back!
So pretty lipstick horror fans check out at the exits!
You want horror REAL horror twisted in a format many are scared to even think of?
Welcome to the cult!
Can I get an amen?!!!!
Mega Effin thanxxxx
Thanks so much to the cult Crüe I have met done amazing people so far on this journey
Sixx Ron Becky and jenni you are all amazing!
I need more of you! This is not about money at all
This is about being a part of this book this team this family= cult
I want all of you to say "I am a part of the Cult"
All of us will be known and those who dedicate themselves will continue with me and we have 7 books in the works!
Thank you all and join in
Keep the fire burning!
In the shadow of the horns,
Jake Bannerman
Sixx Ron Becky and jenni you are all amazing!
I need more of you! This is not about money at all
This is about being a part of this book this team this family= cult
I want all of you to say "I am a part of the Cult"
All of us will be known and those who dedicate themselves will continue with me and we have 7 books in the works!
Thank you all and join in
Keep the fire burning!
In the shadow of the horns,
Jake Bannerman
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Nite publishing
Yes nite publishing will be handling the Family of Dog :The Harvest!
We are very excited!
We are very excited!
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Family of Dog Cult Sale!
Come get your Family of Dog Cult GEAR we are selling T-shirts, Long-sleeved shirts, and Hoodies!
JUST CLICK THIS LINK http://www.cafepress.com/familyofdogcultshop
JUST CLICK THIS LINK http://www.cafepress.com/familyofdogcultshop
Tshirts! Fly your colors!
We over at the 16 sin studios are working on tshirt designs
We will let you know when they are ready and how you can get one!
We are going to take over the world!!!
We will let you know when they are ready and how you can get one!
We are going to take over the world!!!
whats in a name?
Make me vomit show the world my sins nail me to the wall and imprint 666 on my chest none of it changes the fact that my clientele are suing you and that in the testimony of those to the judge at hand you owe them! Satan “ how many thorns were in Christ head how many children died inside the walls of sodom and Gomorrah how many lives have been taken in the name of the christchild you honestly think I have anything to do with the horrors you experienced? The name is important sir because Jehovah is who should be here and look who he sent a vomiting frail feeble fallen angel look at him” Satan screamed “ look at the dumpsters full of dead children outside abortion clinics smell the regurgitated dead of the death camps at Auschwitz taste the virgin blood of the children ripped of virginity inside the church, yes boy the name is very important” are you saying that you are not responsible?
HARLOT NEW EXCERPT
AS HE PULLED A RIGOR MORTIS ROTTED HEAD FROM THE BOX THE HEADSTONE SHOWED HIS WIFES NAME HE LIE THE HEAD ON THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF HIS FEET AND HE SAID SHE IS RISEN SO SHE COULD SEE ALL OF YOU SO SHE COULD SEE SHE WAS RIGHT I BROUGHT HER HERE TONIGHT TOBEHOLD THE LORD SO I CAN WATCH HER TELL HIM SHE ABORTED OUR MARRIAGE VOWS AND ACCEPTED THE SEED OF ANOTHER MAN WHILE WE WERE IN HOLY MATRIMONY INFRONT OF THE WORLD WHEN HE COMES DOWN TONIGHT I WILL BE HERE TO WITNESS THE CONFESSION MYSELF THE CROWD WAS IN ABSOLUTE SHOCK HE HELD THE DECAPATATION UP AS THE CAMERA CLOSED IN ON HER HEAD HE TOOK A BLACK MARKER OUT OF HIS SIDE POCKET AND WROTE IN A BOLD FONT ON HER FORHEAD HARLOT THEN HE KISSED HER DEAD ROTTEN LIPS AND PUT HER HEAD BACK ON THE FLOOR.
Friday, May 6, 2011
Join the cult!
Want insider notes from the author? Want stuff nobody else will see or hear?
Join The Family Cult! You have to be a follower on the blog if you are not you will be denied!
Follow us on the blog then email
Familycultmistress@gmail.com
Join The Family Cult! You have to be a follower on the blog if you are not you will be denied!
Follow us on the blog then email
Familycultmistress@gmail.com
FAMILY OF DOG:THE HARVEST الحمقى إلهكم ميت: The Devils music!
FAMILY OF DOG:THE HARVEST الحمقى إلهكم ميت: The Devils music!: "You in a band? Know someone in a band? Want to help put together the soundtrack for The Family of Dog? If your band is interested email me..."
The Devils music!
You in a band? Know someone in a band?
Want to help put together the soundtrack for The Family of Dog?
If your band is interested email me jakebannerman@gmail.com
If you manage a band run a music zine are involved in music promotion
Email me! All genres accepted!
This will be an amazing shot at worldwide exposure and the first of it's kind soundtrack!
Each band will do a song representing each chapter!
Let's get it on!!!
Want to help put together the soundtrack for The Family of Dog?
If your band is interested email me jakebannerman@gmail.com
If you manage a band run a music zine are involved in music promotion
Email me! All genres accepted!
This will be an amazing shot at worldwide exposure and the first of it's kind soundtrack!
Each band will do a song representing each chapter!
Let's get it on!!!
Were published baby!
That's right a publisher with the balls to break the norm has stepped up and is going go publish the Family of Dog books! Thanks so much to my connection and I hope everyone joins the Family cult!
Jake B
Jake B
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
The story if the six
Those inquiring about the book I do not plan on giving slot of details though I will tell you there are 18 central people the book is based around and you learn about the first six in the first instalment of The Family of Dog series The Harvest
I have just started chapter 20 of the book which is the story of the sixth person for this book. We are getting closer to the end of the first chapter I want to thank all of you who are reading the blog following on twitter and Facebook and look soon for the next instalment blog Family of Dog : Return to Sender
Jake
I have just started chapter 20 of the book which is the story of the sixth person for this book. We are getting closer to the end of the first chapter I want to thank all of you who are reading the blog following on twitter and Facebook and look soon for the next instalment blog Family of Dog : Return to Sender
Jake
Edited and revised press release thank god for editers!
Holy hell, dude, I NAILED this one!!!!! I fucking ROCK!
For the past two millena humans have been taught that Jesus Christ took the form of man, sacrificing himself to save mankind from its sins. Consequently, man believes he can willing trade his soul to Lucifer, Satan in exchange for the ultimate desires. In his groundbreaking first novel, Family of Dog: The Harvest, Jake Bannerman take the colloquial dogma of Christianity on an extraordinary journey. This genre-bending thriller is guaranteed to leave an imprint upon the reader; Family of Dog: The Harvest is the first novel in what promises to be a staggering series.
For the past two millena humans have been taught that Jesus Christ took the form of man, sacrificing himself to save mankind from its sins. Consequently, man believes he can willing trade his soul to Lucifer, Satan in exchange for the ultimate desires. In his groundbreaking first novel, Family of Dog: The Harvest, Jake Bannerman take the colloquial dogma of Christianity on an extraordinary journey. This genre-bending thriller is guaranteed to leave an imprint upon the reader; Family of Dog: The Harvest is the first novel in what promises to be a staggering series.
Press Release
For 2000 years we have been raised to believe Jesus died for our sins and that if we sell our souls Satan we can have ultimate wishes
Family of Dog : The Harvest
Tells us both stories are lies! In this murder/theological/ gore suspense
Author Jake Bannerman takes you on a journey of taboo and drama filled with twist and turns nobody had ever dreamed of not even the most terrifying nightmare touches the story of The Family of Dog!
Family of Dog : The Harvest
Tells us both stories are lies! In this murder/theological/ gore suspense
Author Jake Bannerman takes you on a journey of taboo and drama filled with twist and turns nobody had ever dreamed of not even the most terrifying nightmare touches the story of The Family of Dog!
Family of Dog Facebook Cult!
Attention! Join the FOD cult on Facebook !
Search Jake Bannerman and join in on the sickest book series ever!
Spread the word the Cult is growing!
Search Jake Bannerman and join in on the sickest book series ever!
Spread the word the Cult is growing!
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Banned from twitter
Well I guess twitter has banned family of dog
If you need to contact me do it here or by email
I wonder why they banned us?
If you need to contact me do it here or by email
I wonder why they banned us?
Monday, May 2, 2011
NEW EXCERPT
WHY WE WERE TRYING SO HARD TO HAVE FUN BECAUSE WE DID NOT WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT JEREMY SPRADLEY WE AL KNEW HIM HE USED TO BE SITTING RIGHT HERE WITH US
WHY DO YOU THINK HE DID IT? OH FOR CHRIST SAKE TRACI IF ANYONE KNEW THAT UGHHH SHUT UP AND DRINK GODDAMNIT! BUT THEY SAID HE DRANK THEIR BLOOD AND THAT THEY FOUND LITTLE JIMS TESTICLES IN HIS MOTHERS MOUTH, SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT THE THINGS THEY SAID COULD NOT BE THEY JUST CANNOT BE AS TEARS ROLLED DOWN TRACIS FACE. THEY DID NOT MAKE THE SHIT UP TRACI HE LIT HIS DAD ON FIRE RIPPED HIS BROTHERS BALLS OFF SHOVED THEM INTO HIS MOTHERS MOUTH WHILE HE RAPED HER AS THE BROTHER WATCHED BLEEDING FROM HIS GUTS DYING AND WHILE HIS DAD BURNED HE PUT THE FUCKING THING ON THER INTERNET TRACI THEY FOUND HIM COVERED IN BLOOD AT THE CHURCH MASTERBATING ON THE STATUE OF MARY FOR CHRIST SAKE TRACI WE ALL THOUGHT WE KNEW HIM ALL OF US BUT NONE OF US DID, YOU THINK YOU FEEL BAD ELIZABETH IS STILL ALVE JESUS HOW FUCKED IS HER LIFE GOING TO BE NOW?
CONVICTION
AS USUAL I HAVE A CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENT:
THINK ABOUT THIS FOR JUST A SECOND IF THE PEOPLE WHO CLAIM TO BE CHRISTIANS HAD THE CONVICTION OSAMA BIN LADEN HAD MAYBE WE WOULD BELIEVE THEM !
THOUGH I AM GLAD WE GOT HIS ASS BUT HE WENT TO EXTREME MEASURES FOR HIS BELIEFS FUNNY NONE OF OUR CROSS WEARING FRIENDS HAVE THAT IN THEM.
SO CELEBRATE HIS DEATH BUT LOOK AROUND THE BELIEVERS ACTUALLY PALE IN THEIR EFFORTS
THINK ABOUT THIS FOR JUST A SECOND IF THE PEOPLE WHO CLAIM TO BE CHRISTIANS HAD THE CONVICTION OSAMA BIN LADEN HAD MAYBE WE WOULD BELIEVE THEM !
THOUGH I AM GLAD WE GOT HIS ASS BUT HE WENT TO EXTREME MEASURES FOR HIS BELIEFS FUNNY NONE OF OUR CROSS WEARING FRIENDS HAVE THAT IN THEM.
SO CELEBRATE HIS DEATH BUT LOOK AROUND THE BELIEVERS ACTUALLY PALE IN THEIR EFFORTS
Love controversy ? This is the book for you !
Family of Dog : The Harvest
Goes where no book has even thought of
Opening with Jesus raping a woman and Satan
And Christ battling in the courtroom
Eventually leading to the untill now
Unknown plot of the murder of Christ
There was no sacrifice! He was murdered!
Utmost horror insane twist and controversy
Be afraid!
Goes where no book has even thought of
Opening with Jesus raping a woman and Satan
And Christ battling in the courtroom
Eventually leading to the untill now
Unknown plot of the murder of Christ
There was no sacrifice! He was murdered!
Utmost horror insane twist and controversy
Be afraid!
Sunday, May 1, 2011
REVIEW THE DOG!!
GETTING A LOT OF REQUEST TO REVIEW THE BOOK!
EASY EASY NOW KILLERS I NEED YOU TO SEND ME A REVIEW REQUEST TO
JAKEBANNERMAN@GMAIL.COM
EACH PERSON WILL GET A DIFFERENT CHAPTER AND MUST SEND A LETTER OF INTENT NOT TO DISTRIBUTE WORKS OF 16 SINS PRODUCTIONS!
SEND THOSE BAD BOYS OVER
YOU CAN REQUEST FROM THESE CHAPTERS
IN THE BEGINNING
CIRCLE OF DEAD CHILDREN
VICTORIA'S SECRET
SIN DEEP
THE VOICE OF GOD
EASY EASY NOW KILLERS I NEED YOU TO SEND ME A REVIEW REQUEST TO
JAKEBANNERMAN@GMAIL.COM
EACH PERSON WILL GET A DIFFERENT CHAPTER AND MUST SEND A LETTER OF INTENT NOT TO DISTRIBUTE WORKS OF 16 SINS PRODUCTIONS!
SEND THOSE BAD BOYS OVER
YOU CAN REQUEST FROM THESE CHAPTERS
IN THE BEGINNING
CIRCLE OF DEAD CHILDREN
VICTORIA'S SECRET
SIN DEEP
THE VOICE OF GOD
Dont be a pussy!
This page is getting viewed over 100 times a day and you are not commenting!
Don't be a puss speak your mind that's why the page is here!
What do you like do not like?
Cmon people I know you have it in you :)
Don't be a puss speak your mind that's why the page is here!
What do you like do not like?
Cmon people I know you have it in you :)
Jesus Is the most famous zombie
Attention zombie freaks the family of dog is right up your alley I mean who is thenmost famous zombi ever? That's right Jesus did resurrect and walk dead find out how he got murdered in this book! Satanist zobiefreaks gorewhores horror fiends this book has it all for you! Read the excerpts and comment!
PUBLISHERS WANTED!!!
كلب العائلة
FOR 2000 YEARS WE HAVE BEEN TOLD THE STORIES OF A FALLEN ANGEL WHO DEFIED GOD IN HEAVEN AND FOR 2000 YEARS WE HAVE BEEN LIED TO
THIS NOVEMBER JOIN IN THE HORROR WHEN
A THEOLOGICAL/POLTERGEIST FILLED WITH HORRIFIC SCENES NOT TOUCHED BEFORE
THIS TIME THE STORY GETS TOLD
18 INDIVIDUALS DECIDE TO TAKE THE DEVIL TO COURT AND WE FIND OUT WHAT REALLY HAPPENED
THIS STORY WILL ENRAGE YOU HORRIFY YOU AND LEAVE YOU WANTING MORE.
RAPE, RESSURECTION, MURDER, EXTREME VIOLENCE AND THE STORIES OF THE 18 WILL LEAVE EVEN THE MOST JADED AT ODDS END
DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?
JAKEBANNERMAN@GMAIL.COM
WHOMURDEREDJESUS.COM
FAMILYOFDOG/BLOGSPOT.COM
INTERESTED PUBLISHERS SHOULD CONTACT
SATAN SPEAKS LISTEN....
As he approached the gilded wooden door of the courtroom a man in a cassock worn inside out broke through the security line declaring, "Hail Satan!". Satan paused and slowly lowering his gaze as if appraising a racing horse, locked eyes with the man. The man faltered in balance but could not break the bond seemingly formed between the two of them, he could not move at all. The images began pouring into Satans mind, the lovely young girl, barely begun in the evolution from child to woman. The greed in the eyes of the father as he forced the girl to disrobe, the agony in her eyes as her father placed her on the wooden cross in the basement. The screams, the pleas as the nails were driven into her wrists, her ankles. The man began to tremble, drool sliding down his weak chin. Terror filled his heart as Satan leaned ever so slightly toward him. His mouth moved not, yet the man clearly heard the voice of Satan, "You fool. Never advertise your weakness as a strength. No agnostic delimma will be cured by pledging your allegiance for me." As the hot piss began seeping through the cassock and pooling on the floor Satan broke his gaze and gave his attention to the door waiting to be opened. The man collapsed on the floor as Satan threw open the courtroom door.
NEW EXCERPT
> The darkness was complete, pure in a way Victoria could have never imagined. She felt herself fill with the darkness, with the venom of rage. The moon was the thinnest cresent slash of white cutting the raven velvet of night sky. Her burden was heavy of heart but light in her arms. The barn door creaked lightly as she pushed it open. The soft glow of the lantern she had placed in there earlier tonight had turned the hall of memories into a contrast of jagged shadows. Victoria placed the figure on the seat of the chair her uncle had so recently purchased. After she had stripped the gown off and began tightening the leather straps she was reminded of the infant swing that was forever vacant. The electric chair was much larger than an infant's swing but as long as the chest strap held and the metal cap was on the head it should go as planned. Faith had remained in her dormant sleep until the cold water was splashed on her body
WHAT I LISTEN TOO WHEN I WRITE
I LISTEN TO A LOT OF MUSIC WHEN I WRITE AND SINCE THIS IS A STRAIGHT FROM THE AUTHOR BLOG I SHOULD SHARE RIGHT?
LATELY I HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO
VOLBEAT-GUITARS GANGSTERS AND CADALAC BLOOD
GHOST-OPUS EPONYMOUS
LACRIMOSA-INFERNO
SUM 41-SCREAM BLOODY MURDER
LATELY I HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO
VOLBEAT-GUITARS GANGSTERS AND CADALAC BLOOD
GHOST-OPUS EPONYMOUS
LACRIMOSA-INFERNO
SUM 41-SCREAM BLOODY MURDER
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