Wednesday, May 30, 2012

No More Light/ Heartbones

So together with my good friend Robert Rumery I am working on a collection of Poetry which we will release as an joint effort this halloween. His brand of introspective and gloom filled poetry mixed with my burst of extreme somber nightmares you've come to know from my work in The Pitchfork Diaries will leave you burnt and smoking in a pile of lost hope.
This is my last work before I begin work on my new Novel " Nikki".
The stage for " Return to Sender" The second book in The Family of Dog series is set and will be completed as well as the third book in the FOD series "The Reich" however this series at this time is on the back burner. So be ready for more updates on The poetry collection as it unfolds, I am excited and as dark as darkness falls..

Chopping down the cross,
J

Monday, May 21, 2012

SO WHATS UP? HMMM...... BEEN AWHILE EH?
SO WHAT IS GOING ON IN HE WORLD OF THE ILLUSIVE MR. BANNERMAN? WELL I AM SITTING IN THE USUAL HUDSONS WITH A COMPUTER WORKING ON A BOOK, BUT WAIT YOU SAY, ITS BEEN MONTHS! OK YES I HAVE BEEN OUT OF THE LOOP FOR A BIT LETS JUST SAY LIFE HAS BEEN HAPPENING. I RELEASED PITCHFORK 2 THEN UNRELEASED IT AND SO IT SITS WAITING FOR RELEASE. LET ME TELL YOU IT IS AN UGLY BOOK! AND BY UGLY I MEAN UGLY LIKE PITCHFORK ONE HOLDS NO CANDLE TO THE HORROR I UNLEASH ON YOU. SO WHY DID I UNRELEASE IT? IT HAS A FORMAT ERROR AND AS YOU KNOW I WORK WITHOUT A NET AND AT THIS TIME I DO NOT HAVE ANYONE TO FORMAT IT AND TO BE HONEST I WAS A BIT UNDERWHELMED BY THE LACK OF INTEREST, I MEAN DO YOU REMEMBER THE REVIEWS FOR PITCHFORK? THE LEGENDARY BOOK TOUR WHERE I SET THE BOOK WORLD ON FIRE? I HAD TO THINK THE WAIT FOR PITCH 2 WAS A LONG LINE OF RABID EXTREME HORROR FANS AND WELL THE LINE JUST WAS NOT THERE. SO WHAT DOES AN AUHOR DO WITH A BOOK IT SEEMS NOBODY CARES TO READ?WELL THE ANSWER IS STILL WAITING IN THE AIR, DO I ASK YOU TO EMAIL ME AND WHEN I GET ENOUGH EMAAILS I WILL RELEASE IT?
MAYBE.....
DO I HOLD ONTO THE BOOK AND RELEASE IT AFTER MY NEXT BOOK (WHICH IS GOING TO BE A COLLABORATION WITH ROBERT RUMNEY OF DARK POETRY)
MAYBE....
WHAT DO YOU THINK? WHAT DOES A BOY DO?
ITS READY ITS UGLY AND IT WANTS TO BE IN YOUR HANDS ON YOUR KINDLE IPHONE IN YOUR HEAD LIKE A COPULATING MAGGOT ON ACID..... HAVE YOU SEEN IT? DO YOU WANT IT? HEY GUESS WHAT IM WAITING WITH BAITED BREATH....
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