Saturday, April 30, 2011

Oklahoma Satan book

I'm hearing that the press has gotten ahold of this here in Oklahoma !
Good bring the press bible belt god bashing is in full effect!
Go thunder go sooners and
Horns up !

Now hiring YOU!!

Hey everyone! We are really trying to do all of this a new way we want bands to do songs for the soundtrack so if you know a band tell them we need them! All styles of music welcome! Also we want you involved want to run our fan club? Want to handle the soundtrack want to help find undiscovered artist to do art for the book? Well just email and ask how you can be in on the book that will change the world!we want all of you to help look we are not rich and cannily pay you but we do offer you the chance to REALLY be a part of this we want this to be groundbreaking with the people pushing the book not some high dollar press agent who wants $2500 a month fuck that we want the proletariat who believe!
We have alot of great ideas in store and six yes six books in this series so join the family be part of this for real!
Now let's see some effin emails!
Jakebannerman@gmail.com

3rd trailer for Family of Dog now on YouTube !

The third and best trailer yet for Family of Dog
Is now on YouTube please check it out!
Every 2weeks a new trailer goes up and
Tells you a little more about the book!
Leave your comments and spread the word!

Friday, April 29, 2011

3RD VIDEO TRAILER SAT AT MIDNIGHT!!!

THE THIRD INSTALLMENT OF VIDEO TRAILERS FOR THE BOOK WILL BE UP SAT AT MIDNIGHT.
THE FIRST TRAILER DEALING WITH LUCIFER
THE SECOND TRAILER DEALING WITH PRESS COVERAGE AT THE MURDER SCENE
WHAT DO YOU THINK THE NEXT ONE WILL BE?

Dog is NOT about dogs!!

This book has nothing to do with dogs!
This is a horror book based on the murder of Christ!
Dog is god backwards so sorry my k9 loving friends
This is blasphemy of the holy ghost on paper!
And is meant to be a finger in the face of god!!

Thursday, April 28, 2011

FAMILY OF DOG:THE HARVEST BLOGATHON!

FAMILY OF DOG:THE HARVEST الحمقى إلهكم ميت 250 followers on twitter i need you to follow my blog pleeeease!

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

FACEBOOK FAMILY OF DOG

WE ARE CURRENTLY WORKING ON A FAMILY OF DOG FACEBOOK FAN PAGE OUR BADASS CREW IN CANADA IS KICKIN MUCH ASS RIGHT NOW TO GET THE PAGE PERFECT FOR YOU!
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED

FOOL YOUR GOD IS DEAD..... NEW EXCERPT

man in the control room was some of the most shrill sounds I had ever heard the whisper into the phone like a gun was to his head the honest terror in his voice a man of god whose soul was being raped by the devil as the Easter broadcast was being shown on thousands of television stations and internet feeds he was in control over and this black moon shined all over the world the slaughter of a priest the Crucifixion of a priest the public acknowledgment of a priest raping boys a catholic schoolgirl drinking blood and bursting into flames this was a mindfuck of biblical proportions but the really interesting thing is the 911 operators response listen closely get your ear close can you hear it?
Fool your god is dead........

Return to sender

To answe an email:
The second book in the series Family of Dog: Return to Sender
Is connected to the first book The Harvest
But is not part 2 of the first book.
The first 3 books are a trilogy and the following 3 are associates
But not extensions.
The 3rd book Family of Dog: The Reich
Will finish the story of the origional 18
Characters from the 3 books
Thanks for asking!
Jake b
Family of dog
عائلة الكلب
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Www.whomurderedjesusbook.com

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Thank You to the Family spread the word!

الحمقى إلهكم ميت

DO NOT BE AFRAID, BUT BE AFRAID!

LISTEN I GET IT A BOOK ABOUT THE MURDER OR CHRIST FILLED WITH SATANIC RITUAL MURDER RAPE CRUCIFIXION VIOLENCE BEYOND ALL REASON POSSESSION NECROPHILIA ITS NOT MR FUCKING ROGERS BUT YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YOU ARE INTRIGUED AND THATS GOOD!
EVEN IF IT PISSES YOU OFF DO NOT BE A LAME ASS AND WALK AWAY WITHOUT STATING YOUR OPINION .
THIS BOOK IS MEANT TO BRING FORTH ANGER BLASPHEMOUSNESS AND SHAKE THE CHRISTIAN FAITH TO THE FOUNDATIONS EITHER YOU ARE FOR THAT OR COMPLETELY AGAINST IT SO THROW IT DOWN RAISE YOUR DEVIL HORNS OR TELL ME I AM SERVING THE DEVIL AND GOING TO HELL HE HE HE SO ARE YOU!
SO COME NOW CHILDREN OF THE BEAST SPEAK!
comment on Family of Dog Trailer 2:

This is the video that really pulled me in,this really is a scary venture,when does the book come out?
Thanks so much for the comment! We are shooting for a November the 2nd
Release the day of the dead ! We release a new video trailer every 2 weeks
This sat at midnight the next one comes out!
Please tell all of your friends and thanks for being a part of the family
In the shadow of the horns,
Jake Bannerman

FAMILY OF DOG:THE HARVEST: taste of my flesh excerpt from Family of Dog

FAMILY OF DOG:THE HARVEST: taste of my flesh excerpt from Family of Dog: "bottoms up and gulped the blood it running down the front of her pressed white catholic schoolgirl shirt as well as drowning the rosary betw..."

NEW EXCERPT

she raised her frail hand to speak I immediately lit a match and threw it on her bed she was immobile she could only watch as the bed started to smoke and flames crept up the sheets coming after her like possessed demons to eat her fucking soul her throat so dry nothing came out as she begged for mercy I turned my back on her and went out to the shed and grabbed a shovel and walked back into the room her body now completely engulfed in flames I pored salt over her burning body then beat the flames out with the shovel bones crunching with each swingshe raised her frail hand to speak I immediately lit a match and threw it on her bed she was immobile she could only watch as the bed started to smoke and flames crept up the sheets coming after her like possessed demons to eat her fucking soul her throat so dry nothing came out as she begged for mercy I turned my back on her and went out to the shed and grabbed a shovel and walked back into the room her body now completely engulfed in flames I pored salt over her burning body then beat the flames out with the shovel bones crunching with each swingshe raised her frail hand to speak I immediately lit a match and threw it on her bed she was immobile she could only watch as the bed started to smoke and flames crept up the sheets coming after her like possessed demons to eat her fucking soul her throat so dry nothing came out as she begged for mercy I turned my back on her and went out to the shed and grabbed a shovel and walked back into the room her body now completely engulfed in flames I pored salt over her burning body then beat the flames out with the shovel bones crunching with each swingshe raised her frail hand to speak I immediately lit a match and threw it on her bed she was immobile she could only watch as the bed started to smoke and flames crept up the sheets coming after her like possessed demons to eat her fucking soul her throat so dry nothing came out as she begged for mercy I turned my back on her and went out to the shed and grabbed a shovel and walked back into the room her body now completely engulfed in flames I pored salt over her burning body then beat the flames out with the shovel bones crunching with each swing

Monday, April 25, 2011

taste of my flesh excerpt from Family of Dog

bottoms up and gulped the blood it running down the front of her pressed white catholic schoolgirl shirt as well as drowning the rosary between her breast she stood up as the police officer raised his gun and commanded do not move she smiled as her eyes rolled back in her head her blood covered smile opened as she said taste of my flesh child

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Another test reader speaks

Family of dog is a complex twist on
Theology in disguise as a murder
Mystery including a cast of stark
Truths we all know but do not discuss
And straddles the lines of obscene
Violence and pushes you away as hard
As it tugs you in
Honestly through chapter 16 I'm not
Sure if I'm excited to find out what is next
Or scared as hell I'm going to get reality
Kicked back in my face knowing society's
Secrets are the devils work
Excellent read terrifying
Stan/new haven

FROM THE EDITOR OF FAMILY OF DOG

 Legion 27, plaintiff
> VS.                                                         CASE NUMBER:  25645150502
> Lucifer, AKA Satan, defendent
>
> IN BRIEF:  Legion 27, hereafter referred to as Plaintiffs, seek fullfillment of contract or sum equal to agreed payment, due to breach of contract based on documentation, hereafter to be referred to as Exhibit A, of non-descript sums not reach by Plaintiffs fullfillment of contractual obligation.  Plaintiffs herein requesting the court to deem null and void any and all contracts held in posession of Lucifer, AKA Satan, hereafter referred to as Defendant, barring complete and total payment of non-descript sums.
>
> In layman's terms, this group of individuals who had each knowingly entered into a contract with Lucifer are unhappy with the results of their contracts.  And that, ladies and gentlemen, makes this the first lawsuit filed against that which is immortal and some consider a deity.

NEW EXCERPT

thought so much of you he actually cast you into the body of a swine he knew he had destroyed all he “worked” for when honestly you mere made for a life of servitude he wanted slaves but oh yeah once again that last part was left out I mean Abraham actually was going to sacrifice his son wow that’s bold now isn’t it? God actually commanded Jesus to ask a man to commit murder and do not forget the floods the floods were meant to wipe you out you fools  if you only knew but I promise you the truth will not set you free.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

CHAPTER BY CHAPTER

1. EXPOSED
2.CIRCLE OF DEAD CHILDREN
3.WATER TO  SOME WINE TO OTHERS
4.THE NAILS OF FAITH
5.THE ENEMY OF MY FRIEND IS MY ENEMY
6.LIVE EVIL
7.LIKE AN EVER FLOWING STREAM
8.THE VOICE OF GOD
9.OF MENSTRUAL BLOOD AND SEMEN
10. VICTORIA'S SECRET
11.HUDIE MIHI CRAS TIBI
12.SIN DEEP
13.MED STRYKRE BRENNE
14.THRONED OG STILLE DINE FUEL DOD
15.HOLLOW FAITH
16.A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND SOULS

WHICH ONE SOUNDS THE MOST EXCITING TO YOU?

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Thursday, April 21, 2011

EXCLUSIVE FIRST TIME ON THE WEB !

 The cramped space in the bathroom afforded him little space but he didn't mind.  The lock on the door gave him a sense of security unattainable in his own bedroom.  He figured his parents knew what he was doing but so what?  What do you expect from a teenage boy?  Stroking his cock was nothing new.  The sensory imput, the sense of purpose, that was new.  He held his sister's used tampon between his teeth.  Eyes closed, he was engulfed by the cloying scent of pussy.  The metallic taste of her menstrual blood laying across his tongue like a blanket.  Images flashed behind his eyelids.  Colors he had never imagined began to merge together, they mounted each other, feverishly writhing, creating new colors as they exploded.  As his desire became more urgent he tore the tampon from his mouth, wrapping it around the base of his erection.  His grip tightened as his body was screaming for release.  The blood lubricating, stroke, grasp faster and faster.  His heart pounding, he could feel it all, taste the blood, color bursting behind his eyes, lingering scent of pussy clinging to his lip, all of it crescendoing to explosion as the semen poured forth mixing with the virginal blood.  He collapsed, draping across the pedistal sink panting for breath.  He knew now the voices were right.  He had never felt anything as powerful as what he had just gone through.  

He stood up, careful to not spill one drop of the precious mixture he had created, his offering. He glanced around, making sure he had what he needed.  The matches, check.  The kindling, yes.  Burlap sack, still there.  He picked up the glass dish his mother used for burning fragrant oil and squeezed the tampon, filling the glass.  His kindling were pages torn from the book of Revelations.  The sulferous smell of the match was quickly overcome by the scent of boiling blood and semen.  He placed the blade of his knife into the orange flame and as the blade began to glow red he threw back his head, cried out, "I AM YOURS!  DO AS THOU WILT, MASTER!".  In his ecstasy he did not feel pain as the glowing blade melted the skin of his wrists, exposing the veins within.  The glass containing the offering shattered as an acknowledgement accepting his devotion.  He retrieved a fragment of glass still containing the scorched remains of human secretions.  He raked the jagged glass across his lips, searing the flesh as he licked the carbonized fluid away.  

The sound of shattering glass brought him back to the task at hand.  He glanced at the floor and saw the now clean glass powdered where it had fallen from his lips.  The burlap sack was wriggling toward the door as he snatched it back.  He withdrew the string holding the top closed and in the same motion pulled the rattlesnake out of it's cloth prison.  The four-foot long specimen was furious, rattling and coiling madly in the air.  He gripped the snake tightly below the head and drove the knife blade into the underside of it's jaw.  He slit the snake's underbelly down to the tip of the tail.  The snake was still writhing as he pressed the open underbelly to his own chest, smearing himself with the blood, embracing the macabre dance.  He could feel the cold-bloodedness, the venom, the soul of the snake

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

EXCERPT FROM CHAPTER 7 THE VOICE OF GOD

meletron opened his pale mouth the reply and started shaking violently soon buckled over in pain as on the wood table in front of him bloody vomit poured out of his mouth the sounds of what appeared to be ice slivers in the blood ricocheted through the courtroom and frozen blood and broken teeth fell on the table as his thickened saliva mixed with blood and ice hung in a thin stream from his bottom lip and the visual of the nail that pierced his tongue caught behind his front teeth keeping him from talking the nail stuck in his lower mouth mouth wide open unable to shut the steel nail opened his jaw with a hint of blood

Test readers speak

Family of Dog: The Harvest
was so violent and disturbing I had to put it down
Krytal-Oklahoma City
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